2/14/06

Even Cupid has to GWiMMRN

Don't be a stupid Cupid! GWiMMRN, you lovely fucknosed beasts!

A) The Silver Surfer.
B) A Crayola Crayon Sharpener.
C) A. Louima's Petrified Cocoa.
D) A Heart Shaped Box.
E) Nirvana.
F) A Big, Fat Cocklette.

Note Bene: The answer is not G) How you're treated on this website. Simply put, nobody wants to hear about how you're treated here. GROW UP.

UPDATE: The answer DEFINITELY isn't H) A Valentine for lola, as she jixed it with her big jinxy ways:

17 Comments:

Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uhh-uh-uh-uhhh-I-ii duh-d-d-d-d-duhh-don't luh-luhhh-like th-thh-thhhh!-thuhh-the wuh-wuh-way Ii-iii've buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-been tuh-tuh-tuh-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tuhh-tree-treated huh-huh-huh-here.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Galactus said...

Surfer: you will suck my Galactic Dingledangle!

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm NOT a fucknosed beast!

I'm NOT!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous The Watcher said...

I like to watch.

The Silver Surfer, that is. I like to watch the Silver Surfer.

I like his silvery oh never mind.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh huh hey Cuh-cuh-casius, luh-luh-life ih-ii!-ih-is luh-luh-like a bub-bub box of shut the fuck up you stuttering fuck.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life is like a box of cocklettes: all wriggling and squirming and shooting spooge all over the fucking place.

Yeah.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Eastern European Man said...

Do you have more pierogie? Meat pierogie?

Thank you.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

My new daily affirmation is up, chock-full of EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE and BUTTERY WHITE WINE.

11:54 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

FOURTH QUARTER EARNING REPORTS INDICATE THAT MY PENIS IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the HELL is wrong with you people?

GROW UP.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Who knew that those little heart candies have "custard" and "man" written on them. I'm going to the store right now to buy myself a bag.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a bag you can rent right now. A hairy beanbag.

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a renter. I'm an OWNER.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

happy valentines day mouth.

5:20 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You are ALL NOT FOCUSING.

FOCUS on my mouth.

FOCUS.

How many goddamn times do I have to tell you that? It's easy. You can do it. You can focus. Say it with me: "I CAN. I CAN. I CAN."

5:37 PM  
Blogger lola said...

ooh thank you so much.

and I do love man custard.....but not as much as I love lady jelly.

12:41 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

WAHHH!! BOOHOOHOO HOO! uh hah hah *snif snif hunf* WAAHHH!! WAHHH! LADY JELLY! HOO HOO HOO!

8:24 AM  

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