Even Cupid has to GWiMMRN
Don't be a stupid Cupid! GWiMMRN, you lovely fucknosed beasts!
A) The Silver Surfer.
B) A Crayola Crayon Sharpener.
C) A. Louima's Petrified Cocoa.
D) A Heart Shaped Box.
E) Nirvana.
F) A Big, Fat Cocklette.
Note Bene: The answer is not G) How you're treated on this website. Simply put, nobody wants to hear about how you're treated here. GROW UP.
UPDATE: The answer DEFINITELY isn't H) A Valentine for lola, as she jixed it with her big jinxy ways:
A) The Silver Surfer.
B) A Crayola Crayon Sharpener.
C) A. Louima's Petrified Cocoa.
D) A Heart Shaped Box.
E) Nirvana.
F) A Big, Fat Cocklette.
Note Bene: The answer is not G) How you're treated on this website. Simply put, nobody wants to hear about how you're treated here. GROW UP.
UPDATE: The answer DEFINITELY isn't H) A Valentine for lola, as she jixed it with her big jinxy ways:
posted by My Mouth at 8:24 AM
12 Comments:
Surfer: you will suck my Galactic Dingledangle!
I'm NOT a fucknosed beast!
I'm NOT!
I like to watch.
The Silver Surfer, that is. I like to watch the Silver Surfer.
I like his silvery oh never mind.
Life is like a box of cocklettes: all wriggling and squirming and shooting spooge all over the fucking place.
Yeah.
Do you have more pierogie? Meat pierogie?
Thank you.
What the HELL is wrong with you people?
GROW UP.
Wow. Who knew that those little heart candies have "custard" and "man" written on them. I'm going to the store right now to buy myself a bag.
I've got a bag you can rent right now. A hairy beanbag.
I'm not a renter. I'm an OWNER.
happy valentines day mouth.
You are ALL NOT FOCUSING.
FOCUS on my mouth.
FOCUS.
How many goddamn times do I have to tell you that? It's easy. You can do it. You can focus. Say it with me: "I CAN. I CAN. I CAN."
ooh thank you so much.
and I do love man custard.....but not as much as I love lady jelly.
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