2/9/06

Quick! GWiMMRN!

There's no time to lose!

A) Shock the Monkey (penis).
B) A penis that claims to be the CEO of your wife's cunt.
C) *sigh* despair.
D) *spurt* CHEER!
E) A dead body. Wanna see a dead body? 'Cause it might be in my mouth right now. It should have been you, Gordon.
F) A shovel full of Circus elephant poop, but at least I'm in showbiz!
G) T-Boz.
H) A big, fat, dowloaded turtle cock, maginified 100X so you can see just how purple it is.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm making the turtle cock my PC's wallpaper.

I've got two monitors, so I can see the turtle cock IN STEREO.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Tommy Turtle said...

Hey! I didn't give anyone permission to take nude photos of my turtle!

Now suck my little purple turtle dingus!

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY TAINT WILL OWN YOU SOME DAY.

10:05 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! waahhh!! TURTLE PENIS BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO WAAHHH! hanf hanf hanf hah! *sniff*

WAHH!

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an abuse. STOP IT.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT'S an abuse?

1:59 PM  

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