Quick! GWiMMRN!
There's no time to lose!
A) Shock the Monkey (penis).
B) A penis that claims to be the CEO of your wife's cunt.
C) *sigh* despair.
D) *spurt* CHEER!
E) A dead body. Wanna see a dead body? 'Cause it might be in my mouth right now. It should have been you, Gordon.
F) A shovel full of Circus elephant poop, but at least I'm in showbiz!
G) T-Boz.
H) A big, fat, dowloaded turtle cock, maginified 100X so you can see just how purple it is.
A) Shock the Monkey (penis).
B) A penis that claims to be the CEO of your wife's cunt.
C) *sigh* despair.
D) *spurt* CHEER!
E) A dead body. Wanna see a dead body? 'Cause it might be in my mouth right now. It should have been you, Gordon.
F) A shovel full of Circus elephant poop, but at least I'm in showbiz!
G) T-Boz.
H) A big, fat, dowloaded turtle cock, maginified 100X so you can see just how purple it is.
posted by My Mouth at 9:21 AM
5 Comments:
I'm making the turtle cock my PC's wallpaper.
I've got two monitors, so I can see the turtle cock IN STEREO.
Hey! I didn't give anyone permission to take nude photos of my turtle!
Now suck my little purple turtle dingus!
MY TAINT WILL OWN YOU SOME DAY.
This is an abuse. STOP IT.
WHAT'S an abuse?
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