2/13/06

Have a Ball-Slapping Monday in My Mouth

I do this for you, not me. It's about broadening your horizons. It's about opening your mind. It's about saving you from yourself. FOCUS on my mouth. FO. CUS. Read the bottom of this website if you need a refresher course. Once properly focused, I know you'll have the right answer to what's in my mouth right now:

A) My new fax number, which is different from the fax number of MY PENIS
B) International Socialism, the Dreaded Enemy of MY PENIS
C) A heartfelt apology, marred by a sick obsession
D) The lanolin-slimed underside of Virginia Madsen's left breast, warm and ready for my not-so-solitary delight
D) An angry sheep
E) Equipment failure
F) A cancerous mole the size of a desk phone on my right nut
G) The Blonde Tornado
H) Dharma's big, fat (notional) cock

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We must defeat International Socialism, or InterNazis.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*ring ring* Hello? Yes, this is the mole on your nuts. Please burn me off.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read that apology and I don't accept it.

8:50 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS WILL NOT DEFAULT ON MY LOANS.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous The Cancerous Mole the Size of a Desk Phone on Your Right Nut said...

Please stop making crank calls purporting to be me. It took me a long time to get where I am today.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

The cancerous mole the size of a desk phone on your right nut

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's not much worse than equipment failure.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Blonde Tornado features prominently in my recent spate of nocturnal emissions.

1:44 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS FEATURES IN MANY OF MY RECENT NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS.

2:43 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS HAS A CERTAIN "JE NE C'EST QUOI" QUALITY.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your penis has a definite "petit fromage" quality.

4:34 AM  

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