GWiMMRN, If I Have to Work on Saturday, You Can All Suck My Dick Edition
Workin' and jerkin' on a Saturday, that's me. While you're sucking my dick, try to guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Insults and disrespect for all of my readers
B) Sabine Ehrenfeld's cryogenically frozen left labia majora
C) That time where I told Paris Hilton a joke whilst she was fellating Larry "Bud" Melman and she laughed so hard that sperm shot out of her nose
D) Larry "Bud" Melman's short, high-pitched little bark at orgasm, sounding like a chihuaha that had just been snapped in the balls with a two-foot-long rubber band
E) A fried smegmada and bacon sandwich
F) The End of My Affair
G) A big, fat, Melmanesque cock
A) Insults and disrespect for all of my readers
B) Sabine Ehrenfeld's cryogenically frozen left labia majora
C) That time where I told Paris Hilton a joke whilst she was fellating Larry "Bud" Melman and she laughed so hard that sperm shot out of her nose
D) Larry "Bud" Melman's short, high-pitched little bark at orgasm, sounding like a chihuaha that had just been snapped in the balls with a two-foot-long rubber band
E) A fried smegmada and bacon sandwich
F) The End of My Affair
G) A big, fat, Melmanesque cock
posted by My Mouth at 5:46 AM
18 Comments:
I refuse to be insulted by the likes of you.
It's a true story. I forget what the joke was, but it wasn't as funny as seeing my sickly yellow spooge flood out of Paris' nostrils.
Ha Ha! I'm STILL laughing at that joke, but I forget what it was. Did you know I coughed up a redding yellow bit of "Bud's" cum, like, an hour after it happened? I must've laughed so hard that I swallowed AND shot it out of my nose! Ha Ha!
You mean "reddish," not "redding," dear.
Yeah. Ha ha. Sorry. I was still laughing about it when I was recounting the story.
Heh. Yeah. That was a great story.
Yeah. Classic.
I find this entire exchange to be sickening.
Heh. Well, Larry. Here's to you and your sickly yellow cum.
And here's to you, Paris, for sucking it.
Ha Ha! And shooting it back up!
Ha Ha!
That's enough, the both of you.
Did anyone else just shit themselves right now? I did.
Ooo oo! I did, I did!
Let's compare shorts!
*snort*
Frick and Frack are at it again I see.
I won't chose A. Cuz then I'd be voting for insults to me. I had a sucky weekend, so I can't take seeing that..hearing that..from Your Mouth..as gracious as it can be most other times.
I will focus on G for your mouth.
Might cheer me up.
Well, insofar as I'm only very minimally capable of thinking and feeling about things that aren't my mouth and its contents, I hope you have a better week than your weekend was.
Thank you
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