1/6/06

Slop Me Some Gunk, Ms. Hot-Pants!

An' git on over heah an' give mah mouth some shugah.

G'on. Guess.

'Cause people who guess what's in my mouth right now also bought:

A) Ditch digging pants.
B) A racially insensitive cross-selling system.
C) BACTERIA!
D) A sh-sh-sh-shuff-fuh-fuhl-llll!ll!-ling wuh-wuh-walk.
E) Sweaty cheddar cheese.
F) Aluminum siding.
G) Cock, size L.

11 Comments:

Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

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9:15 AM  
Anonymous Racist Wal-Mart Ape said...

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9:15 AM  
Anonymous NiggerBlase` said...

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10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:56 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I find this exchange disturbing. Go back to focusing on my mouth and its contents and stop using racial slurs. They are not welcome here.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Apeman said...

Get your hands off me, you damn dirty Wal-Mart employee!

3:36 PM  
Anonymous daisydoo said...

but faggot is ok?

5:09 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Clearly, there still readers out there who are not FOCUSING.

FOCUS on my mouth.

FOCUS.

Failing that, go on and get the fuck out. Further attempts to break my mouth's shit will be met with deletions and humiliations the likes of which not seen since the abuse of Sheppy. You don't like the way my mouth's announcements are made, you can start your own site.

Shitburger.

6:23 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Comment deleted. It's amazing how much fun we were having before the Stormfront people came in.

5:32 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

B in your mouth is HYSTERICAL! I didn't hear about that...
I shouldn't maybe laugh..but I can't help it!!!
LOL!! giggle,snort

9:03 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Listen, people:

Chances are, if you're reading this, you have a sick mind. You couldn't have possibly gotten this far without being sick in the head.

That being said, fuck you and your sanctimony. I decide what goes around here.

I don't like the term "faggot," either. I don't think it's proper. Considering the loads of what-not I shove in my mouth, I'd be surprised if anyone thought I was anti-gay.

So, daisydoo, blow it out your cake-hole.

9:22 AM  

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