First Monday of GWiMMRN 2006 Edition
Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays...but it's all good, because it's a Monday in my mouth, for Christ's little cock's sake! I'll bet you didn't know that Jesus had a very small wang. He did. It's why He was crucified. Truths about Jesus aside, let's guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Eugene's abortive attempt to become a gigolo
B) The abortion Eugene's wife recently got, with placenta sauce
C) The FACT that I've really crossed the line with B)
D) Chocolate-covered weasel penises
E) Rudolph the red-nosed bicycle
F) A Valentine's Day present woven from Angela Lansbury's pubic hair
G) A pork fat enema
H) A big, fat, carob-covered weasel penis
UPDATE: Say it with me: weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis! It's fun.
A) Eugene's abortive attempt to become a gigolo
B) The abortion Eugene's wife recently got, with placenta sauce
C) The FACT that I've really crossed the line with B)
D) Chocolate-covered weasel penises
E) Rudolph the red-nosed bicycle
F) A Valentine's Day present woven from Angela Lansbury's pubic hair
G) A pork fat enema
H) A big, fat, carob-covered weasel penis
UPDATE: Say it with me: weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis! It's fun.
posted by My Mouth at 8:56 AM
6 Comments:
Sounds like you're pretty happy with H in your mouth.
My vote goes to E. She worked darn hard to make it good enough for your mouth.
While your at it..put a Happy New Year in your mouth too.
Did you say "weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis!" like I told you to?
Be honest.
THat's IT! I am NEVER looking at another picture on this website. They're ALL SICK.
Don't forget to say "weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis weaselpenis!"
I DON'T have a small wang! I DON'T!
My Mouth, I think you've said it more than enough for all of us!
I say ...Ditto!
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