Lips, Teeth and Tongue: It's a Thursday in My Mouth
Check it out! It's my mouth! On a Thursday! With things in it! Guess! What I've put! In there! Right now!
A) My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps
B) The oft-heard civics course quote, "I've had bowel movements with more character." --Honest Abe Lincoln, talking about convicted murderer Scott Petersen
C) All that junk inside yo' trunk
D) A medium-sized cucumber formerly used by Geena Davis and Sabine Ehrenfeld to make "the beast with two backs"
E) Vampire tea (a used maxi pad dunked into a mug of hot water so it steeps for seven minutes and makes a nice hot drink)
F) Ear wax confetti, thrown at weddings and other special occasions
G) *pick pick* HOORAY! *flick flick* CONGRATULATIONS!
H) Eugene's mystifying popularity, because even in the age of the Internet, it's pretty mystifying that people would want to read awful poetry about a strange man's testicles
I) A big, fat cock submerged in a warm, moist bowl of black-eyed peas
A) My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps
B) The oft-heard civics course quote, "I've had bowel movements with more character." --Honest Abe Lincoln, talking about convicted murderer Scott Petersen
C) All that junk inside yo' trunk
D) A medium-sized cucumber formerly used by Geena Davis and Sabine Ehrenfeld to make "the beast with two backs"
E) Vampire tea (a used maxi pad dunked into a mug of hot water so it steeps for seven minutes and makes a nice hot drink)
F) Ear wax confetti, thrown at weddings and other special occasions
G) *pick pick* HOORAY! *flick flick* CONGRATULATIONS!
H) Eugene's mystifying popularity, because even in the age of the Internet, it's pretty mystifying that people would want to read awful poetry about a strange man's testicles
I) A big, fat cock submerged in a warm, moist bowl of black-eyed peas
posted by My Mouth at 5:08 AM
7 Comments:
Can you draw me a picture of the beast with two backs? I don't quite get it.
Was the cucumber peeled?
I couldn't watch all of the video. It seemed a little too "hoochie mamma" for me.
Why you gotgot all that junk, all that junk inside yo' trunk?
Figure it out for yourself, buddy.
The cucumber didn't start OUT peeled, but it sure got that way by the end!
Now lick the food-grade produce wax off of my labia.
Care for a cup of tea?
*pick pick* TOUCHDOWN!! *flick flick*
I'm a sucker for E. Did you have any E in your mouth today.?
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