My Mouth is Open All Night!
I got your green eggs and ham right here, porkbarrel.
Quik! GuessWhat'sinMyMouthRightNow!
A) Home Made Lip Gloss.
B) Home Made Mascara.
C) Home Made Soap.
D) Hand Made Hot Dog Buns.
E) DOG FECES.
F) Home Made Pepsi Flavored Spooge Freshly Squeezed Out of a Big, Fat Cock.
Quik! GuessWhat'sinMyMouthRightNow!
A) Home Made Lip Gloss.
B) Home Made Mascara.
C) Home Made Soap.
D) Hand Made Hot Dog Buns.
E) DOG FECES.
F) Home Made Pepsi Flavored Spooge Freshly Squeezed Out of a Big, Fat Cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:15 AM
4 Comments:
You had me at DOG FECES.
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SPOOGE, MORTAL
To Whom It May Concern:
You will shortly be the recipient of a lawsuit from Pamela P. Boomerhausen, who saw your homemade mascara recipe, tried it out, and promptly blinded herself, her pet chihuahua "Sheppy," and the rest of the neighborhood.
Welcome to the poorhouse.
I appreciate the praise implicit in your kind words, but I must take exception to being called a "fucken freak." I consider what I do and what I put in my mouth to be perfectly normal, and not freakish in the least.
Thanks again for dropping by. Many references on this website hearken back to previous posts, so you may want to start at the beginning and work your way forward to understand the true glory of my mouth and its potential contents.
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