My Mouth is Open All Night!

I got your green eggs and ham right here, porkbarrel.

Quik! GuessWhat'sinMyMouthRightNow!

A) Home Made Lip Gloss.
B) Home Made Mascara.
C) Home Made Soap.
D) Hand Made Hot Dog Buns.
F) Home Made Pepsi Flavored Spooge Freshly Squeezed Out of a Big, Fat Cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had me at DOG FECES.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Chichimunga said...


9:36 AM  
Anonymous J. Frankensuckcock, Esq. said...

To Whom It May Concern:

You will shortly be the recipient of a lawsuit from Pamela P. Boomerhausen, who saw your homemade mascara recipe, tried it out, and promptly blinded herself, her pet chihuahua "Sheppy," and the rest of the neighborhood.

Welcome to the poorhouse.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Philosopher Newport said...


You are truly twisted & diseased.
It's been quite some time since Fate has sent me into the presence of a mind so thoroughly corrupted & haywired and yet still capable of expressing its weirdness in a coherent way.

Kudos, you fucken freak!!!

I'll shall bookmark this blog.

10:44 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I appreciate the praise implicit in your kind words, but I must take exception to being called a "fucken freak." I consider what I do and what I put in my mouth to be perfectly normal, and not freakish in the least.

Thanks again for dropping by. Many references on this website hearken back to previous posts, so you may want to start at the beginning and work your way forward to understand the true glory of my mouth and its potential contents.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Philosopher Newport said...

"I consider what I do and what I put in my mouth to be perfectly normal, and not freakish in the least."

And that, dear Watson, is precisely what makes you such a fucken freak!!!!

3:30 PM  

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