1/7/06

Saturday! It's Saturday! Innnnn...MY MOUTH!

Don't think, just GWiMMRN:

A) A fresh, juicy clementine, peeled and sectioned just for you
B) One of those compressed cakes of cat piss and "clumping" litter, with a dollop of whipped cream on top, served to a blind man as a cruel dessert
C) *crunch crunch* OH MY GOD
D) Penn, without Teller
E) A paper cut and a yellow tongue from having licked all those envelopes for the "Paris Hilton's Stained Panties for President" email campaign
F) Chunky penis butter
G) A big, fat, blind cock

6 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

A !! but half goes to you and the other half to me. Love those little guys.

D..also in your mouth..cuz I haven't a clue

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which, whichs ection, do I, uh get?

9:19 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Oh! um...the belly button??
or, just share the flesh

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHARE the FLESH.

SHARE it.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous A. Blind Man said...

You guys are sick!

That wasn't funny!

And the dog piss you gave me to wash out my mouth later wasn't funny, either!

10:35 AM  
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