1/21/06

GWiMMRN, Saturday Afternoon After Lunch Edition

I don't always SWALLOW everything in my mouth. I mean, some things go in there, and sometimes they go out. Get it? GWiMMRN:

A) A pair of wooly, soft llama testicles, still attached to the llama
B) All the fake silicone/saline tits in Hostel, still attached to the girls
C) The horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
D) A mocha chip frappucino, with an extra shot of salmon flavoring
E) Paris Hilton's Ipod, covered with that horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
F) A big, fat cock

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing you were particualrly bothered by the yellow fluid that shot out of that fkae-titted woman's eye socket.

See? That's why you shouldn't watch those kinds of movies.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Sir Lord Assmunch said...

I say! Can you tell me a bit about the arse of that llama? Was it shaved, or did it have the same wooly flavor of the crotch area? Hmmmm?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Poor Chick said...

Actually, MY tits are real, and they weren't shown in the movie.

That yellow fluid WAS pretty horrible.

11:44 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I didn't touch my TONGUE to the llama, you sick British fuck. I don't know how it tasted.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Sir Lord Assmunch said...

I say! That's impossible, man! There's no way to put something in your mouth as large as llama testicles and NOT taste them! You, sir, are a RUBE.

11:59 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You, SIR Lord Assmunch, are a cad, a bounder, and an ass-munching imbecile, and it would be my pleasure to meet you in the street to settle our differences.

I shall give you your choice of weapons, sir, though I shall be using my mouth as my primary dueling tool.

12:07 PM  

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