GWiMMRN, Saturday Afternoon After Lunch Edition
I don't always SWALLOW everything in my mouth. I mean, some things go in there, and sometimes they go out. Get it? GWiMMRN:
A) A pair of wooly, soft llama testicles, still attached to the llama
B) All the fake silicone/saline tits in Hostel, still attached to the girls
C) The horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
D) A mocha chip frappucino, with an extra shot of salmon flavoring
E) Paris Hilton's Ipod, covered with that horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
F) A big, fat cock
A) A pair of wooly, soft llama testicles, still attached to the llama
B) All the fake silicone/saline tits in Hostel, still attached to the girls
C) The horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
D) A mocha chip frappucino, with an extra shot of salmon flavoring
E) Paris Hilton's Ipod, covered with that horrible yellow fluid that squirted out of that poor chick's eye socket
F) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 3:36 PM
3 Comments:
I'm guessing you were particualrly bothered by the yellow fluid that shot out of that fkae-titted woman's eye socket.
See? That's why you shouldn't watch those kinds of movies.
Actually, MY tits are real, and they weren't shown in the movie.
That yellow fluid WAS pretty horrible.
You, SIR Lord Assmunch, are a cad, a bounder, and an ass-munching imbecile, and it would be my pleasure to meet you in the street to settle our differences.
I shall give you your choice of weapons, sir, though I shall be using my mouth as my primary dueling tool.
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