I Got the 411

In what's in My Mouth right now! ha ha HA. Ehhh, you fucknoses wouldn't know what a fucknose was unless it fucknosed you in the fucknose. Fucknose.


A) Jismcicles.
B) Debra Messing's cavernous stretch-marks.
C) A cold snap.
D) Lord Assmunch's beautific speeches to Parliament that raise the level of political discourse a cunt hair above the rest.
E) The phattest beats from 1987.
F) The phattest cock in China.


Anonymous Lord Assmunch said...

Thank you for your kind words. I do my best.

You cum-swallowing shitgurgler.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Chyna said...

Put it in.

My ass.

What? Did you.

Hear. Did you hear that.

I want.


That phat cock.



In my?

My ass.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard of a woman who was stabbed in the belly by a jismcicle and wound up getting pregnant!

Can you believe it? Wow!

I mean, wow!

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the guy whose jizz it was got sued for child support.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard it was Lord Assmunch.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Lord Assmunch, Baron of Crappersfield said...

'Tis not true.

3:31 PM  

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