I Got the 411
In what's in My Mouth right now! ha ha HA. Ehhh, you fucknoses wouldn't know what a fucknose was unless it fucknosed you in the fucknose. Fucknose.
gwimmrn:
A) Jismcicles.
B) Debra Messing's cavernous stretch-marks.
C) A cold snap.
D) Lord Assmunch's beautific speeches to Parliament that raise the level of political discourse a cunt hair above the rest.
E) The phattest beats from 1987.
F) The phattest cock in China.
gwimmrn:
A) Jismcicles.
B) Debra Messing's cavernous stretch-marks.
C) A cold snap.
D) Lord Assmunch's beautific speeches to Parliament that raise the level of political discourse a cunt hair above the rest.
E) The phattest beats from 1987.
F) The phattest cock in China.
posted by My Mouth at 8:54 AM
4 Comments:
I heard of a woman who was stabbed in the belly by a jismcicle and wound up getting pregnant!
Can you believe it? Wow!
I mean, wow!
I heard the guy whose jizz it was got sued for child support.
I heard it was Lord Assmunch.
'Tis not true.
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