Well, what's in there?
posted by My Mouth at 6:49 AM
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
6 Comments:
You're REALLY pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable on this site.
You're REALLY pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable on this site.
TOUCH
DOWN!!!
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Just what the HELL is that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It's just that, well, you didn't put "big, fat cock" at the end. Instead, you put "wedding cake." See, the format has been such that "big, fat cock" is ALWAYS at the end of the list. I just, i dunno, miss the old format. That's all.
Don't have to get all huffy with me, Mr. Huffmeister General.
I, I just don't see it that way. We'll have to agree to, ummm, disagree, I guess.
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