'PHANT! the Musical Was Shut Out at the Golden Globes
But the only Golden Globes you should worry about are those that are in my mouth right now! Guess!
A) A mouthy parrot.
B) A semen stained DVD player remote control from watching a bootlegged copy of Golden Globe winner Brokeback Mountain.
C) A steaming pile of rugose wedding cakes made entirely of weapons-grade hot dogs.
D) A Chinee-Engrish Dictiornaly.
E) 奜 肥胖 阴茎
Update: KowTow to My Mouth.
A) A mouthy parrot.
B) A semen stained DVD player remote control from watching a bootlegged copy of Golden Globe winner Brokeback Mountain.
C) A steaming pile of rugose wedding cakes made entirely of weapons-grade hot dogs.
D) A Chinee-Engrish Dictiornaly.
E) 奜 肥胖 阴茎
Update: KowTow to My Mouth.
posted by My Mouth at 9:02 AM
3 Comments:
Don't you be making fun of my Engrish, you Yankree Dog!
I don't know what E) means.
According to my Chinee-Engrish Dictionaly, it means, "The adorabre rittre ass hairs near Jessica Arba's starfish," but that can't be right.
It's Mandarin Chinese for "big, fat penis." I used a chinese-english dictionary to write it.
Thank goodness the Internet is being put to good use.
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