'PHANT! the Musical Was Shut Out at the Golden Globes

But the only Golden Globes you should worry about are those that are in my mouth right now! Guess!

A) A mouthy parrot.
B) A semen stained DVD player remote control from watching a bootlegged copy of Golden Globe winner Brokeback Mountain.
C) A steaming pile of rugose wedding cakes made entirely of weapons-grade hot dogs.
D) A Chinee-Engrish Dictiornaly.
E) 奜 肥胖 阴茎

Update: KowTow to My Mouth.


Anonymous Chinese Jack said...

Don't you be making fun of my Engrish, you Yankree Dog!

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Gary, Suzy's lover said...

That fucking parrot will get his in the end, believe you me, mate!

Pip pip, cheerio!

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what E) means.

According to my Chinee-Engrish Dictionaly, it means, "The adorabre rittre ass hairs near Jessica Arba's starfish," but that can't be right.

12:23 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It's Mandarin Chinese for "big, fat penis." I used a chinese-english dictionary to write it.

Thank goodness the Internet is being put to good use.

1:50 PM  

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