12/25/05

It's CHRIST-MAS! What's in Santa's Nut Sack?

Indeed! It's Xmas Day and Santa's Nut Sack is PREGNANT with man-custard! And he just keeps slopping it over everybody's house for goodness sake. Ungh! Donner UNGH! Blitzen UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! Rudolph OH YEAH.

GWiMMRN

A) 8--->
B) 8----->
C) 8------->
D) 8--------->
E) 8----------->
F) 8------------->
G) 8-------------------> ~~~~~~~

HINT: It tastes GREAT fresh out of the oven.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The little spurt at the end of offering G) is especially poignant.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Santa said...

It's a relief, that's for sure.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Rudolph the Red-Assed Reindeer said...

My nose isn't the only red and shiny thing around here, I'll tell you what.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it...fresh bread?

5:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smell bread.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you smell popcorn?

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, not now.

4:22 PM  

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