By Now, You Know My Policy
Alright folks, gather 'round. Listen, we've had some complaints from corporate that you are not guessing what's in the mouth of the President of GWiMMRN, Inc. You know my policy by now. Drop whatever it is you are doing and guess what's in there. Got it? Great. Get back to work, folks.
Oh, and Merry Xmas.
A) Alaskan Mushrooms
B) Something that seems so obviously a joke to me but people think is serious.
C) Snot rags in 5 different flavours.
D) Starwilde's Pearlescent Horn.
E) crack!
F) Healthy gums and teeth.
G) Toodlepip.
H) A gigbyte of big, fat cock.
Oh, and Merry Xmas.
A) Alaskan Mushrooms
B) Something that seems so obviously a joke to me but people think is serious.
C) Snot rags in 5 different flavours.
D) Starwilde's Pearlescent Horn.
E) crack!
F) Healthy gums and teeth.
G) Toodlepip.
H) A gigbyte of big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:55 AM
10 Comments:
What are the five flavo(u)rs?
And is it true that English mothers teach their sons to be pussies?
You're a fan of Eugene, too? I love his stuff.
FOCUS, people.
FO
CUS.
I'll FO
CUS
on the gigbyte.
Someone liked my icon THAT much and NAMED IT???
So all this time with the cracks about unicorns and kittys you were making fun of my icon?!!!
Pooh
I would start at the beginning and work my way forward, if I were one of the unfortunate few not familiar with my mouth and its potential contents.
Fluffy Kitty is getting her claw tips painted in titanium, all the more to scratch you with. Her tail is being equiped with bionic whiplash implants, all the more to whip you into shape. And she's almost finished with her Special Ops vocal lessons to hynotize and incapacitate the enemy.
By the time the the secret agency is through, she's gonna whup your tail, trim your horn and convince you that wearing a bridle is kinky bondage.
She will OWN you!
You can torture me all you want, I will never reveal such sensitive, important to the world as we know it, info as to where fluffy kitty is.
Oh don't worry. If you have an appointement with her..she'll be there. Oh yea. She'll be there, waiting for you. Bwahahaaaa!!!
PEOPLE!
You are so completely not focusing on my mouth I just don't know where to begin.
FOCUS!
I know you can do it.
Don't make me tell you again, because you won't like it.
Meowrrrr!
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