Oh... Hello There!

Hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there. Well, now that you're here, let me tell you the story thus far.

I have something in my mouth. It's in there right now. It would be great fun if you tried to guess what's in my mouth right now. Wouldn't that be fun? YES.

OKay. GWiMMRN (for those of you who do not know what GWiMMRN stands for, look at the title of the blog, and take the first letter from each word. Hint: G stands for "guess" and W stands for "what's").

A) Directions so easy a retard can follow them.
B) Sheppy!
C) Faeries.
D) Fairies.
E) Fairys.
F) Mail-order cheese.
G) Dick cheese from a big, fat cock.


Blogger Gary Freedman said...

Do I have to guess. Are you going to make me do that?

12:50 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I prefer that you DO guess, now that you're here. For you first timers out there, here's the thing:

I don't do this for my benefit. I make this EASY on you by providing choices. Documenting, day in and day out, day after day, week after week, sometimes two, three times a day, what's in my mouth is a service for HUMANITY. This means YOU.

So, if you'd like to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity, please do so. There will be more choices as the hours roll by and my chances of getting fired from my job increase.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Oh! Oh!
I pick E for your mouth. Why?
Because c and d aren't read and E was. and F is ok for your mouth only if it is from Wisconson..you didn't specify.

B is nothing, so why bother unless Mouth is on a diet?

So I guess E with F for an appetizer. Did you bring crackers to go with it???

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What...what do the other letters in GWiMMRN stand for?

2:04 PM  
Anonymous FedEx Guy said...

Could you please sign for this order of dick cheese from Smegma-R-Us? I've got plenty of deliveries and a huge case of hem-uh-ruh-ruh-roids.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Shy Shit Guy said...


2:19 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I don't do autographs.

2:44 PM  
Blogger crallspace said...


2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about my question? You know, about the acronym?

3:55 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What do you think "i" stands for?

Thank you for guessing G. It is a popular choice.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i" stands for...um...its?

5:50 PM  
Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

Z. Ive always liked Z.

6:01 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Z isn't an answer. It's not difficult to choose. I've given you other choices.

7:18 PM  
Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

But I like Z. Fine. Im going F.

8:38 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Good choice. Remember; you can also mail-order dick cheese. It comes in a little silver bag.

2:14 PM  

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