MY Mouth Is the SHIZZ-NIT, World Leaders Edition
Oh, SNAP! I gots somethin' in mah mouf! Whuddufuck couldit be?
A) The adorable little ass hairs near Vice-President Dick Cheney's starfish
B) The adorable little bumps around the base of Saddam Hussein's pee-pee
C) The adorable little wrinkles on Jacques Chirac's froggy taint
D) The adorable little folds inside Nancy Pelosi's suuuuuuh-NATCH
E) The adorable little brownish-yellow skidmarks on Kofi Annan's shorts
F) A big, fat cock belonging to an intern
UPDATE: The answer is NOT, I repeat, NOT G) The new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emission. So stop asking.
A) The adorable little ass hairs near Vice-President Dick Cheney's starfish
B) The adorable little bumps around the base of Saddam Hussein's pee-pee
C) The adorable little wrinkles on Jacques Chirac's froggy taint
D) The adorable little folds inside Nancy Pelosi's suuuuuuh-NATCH
E) The adorable little brownish-yellow skidmarks on Kofi Annan's shorts
F) A big, fat cock belonging to an intern
UPDATE: The answer is NOT, I repeat, NOT G) The new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emission. So stop asking.
posted by My Mouth at 10:48 AM
12 Comments:
*spurt spurt*
I don't know why I find A so unbelievably repulsive.
By the way, the answer is obviously G.
What are you, some kind of idiot? I already TOLD you it WASN'T G). G) is NOT in my mouth.
It's not that hard to guess, you know. It's a multiple choice question, and you already have part of the answer.
*spurrrrrrrrrt* *spurt spurt spurt spurt*
It's not that bad down there, actually. Go on, have a look.
I already did.
*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
If its A, I'm dissapointed.
Too Politically correct.
It might be D since I've no idea who that is.
I go with G....Because you are that twisted. Protest so much, too much..and it becomes the answer. Something about anti-matter.....
I don't know how many times I have to tell you that it ISN'T G). It just isn't.
Nancy Pelosi is a Democratic Senator.
I'm just going to have to put something else in my mouth now. Get off the Harry Potter thing, though. The book just ain't in there. No.
*spurrrt* *spurrt* *sprt*
OH, I don't bother with Harry Potter. Havent read any of the books. Only seen the first 2 movies.
No, I just like the letter G.
Doesn't matter what answer doesn't go with it.
Its the letter.
G is for GREAT,
Try this on for size
Si Deum irrites unum, sescenti tibi iam supersint.
That's Latin For:
If you piss of one god , you've still got 600 left.
Gumption, oh YEAH!
G
*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
*spurrrrrtttt*
*sprt* *spurt* *spt*
Oh, Michele!
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