11/18/05

MY Mouth Is the SHIZZ-NIT, World Leaders Edition

Oh, SNAP! I gots somethin' in mah mouf! Whuddufuck couldit be?

A) The adorable little ass hairs near Vice-President Dick Cheney's starfish
B) The adorable little bumps around the base of Saddam Hussein's pee-pee
C) The adorable little wrinkles on Jacques Chirac's froggy taint
D) The adorable little folds inside Nancy Pelosi's suuuuuuh-NATCH
E) The adorable little brownish-yellow skidmarks on Kofi Annan's shorts
F) A big, fat cock belonging to an intern

UPDATE: The answer is NOT, I repeat, NOT G) The new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emission. So stop asking.

12 Comments:

Anonymous H. Potter said...

*spurt spurt*

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why I find A so unbelievably repulsive.

By the way, the answer is obviously G.

11:02 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What are you, some kind of idiot? I already TOLD you it WASN'T G). G) is NOT in my mouth.

It's not that hard to guess, you know. It's a multiple choice question, and you already have part of the answer.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous H. Potter said...

*spurrrrrrrrrt* *spurt spurt spurt spurt*

11:07 AM  
Anonymous R. Cheney said...

It's not that bad down there, actually. Go on, have a look.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous J. Edwards said...

I already did.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous H. Potter said...

*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

11:44 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

If its A, I'm dissapointed.
Too Politically correct.

It might be D since I've no idea who that is.

I go with G....Because you are that twisted. Protest so much, too much..and it becomes the answer. Something about anti-matter.....

5:12 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I don't know how many times I have to tell you that it ISN'T G). It just isn't.

Nancy Pelosi is a Democratic Senator.

I'm just going to have to put something else in my mouth now. Get off the Harry Potter thing, though. The book just ain't in there. No.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous H. Potter said...

*spurrrt* *spurrt* *sprt*

5:49 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

OH, I don't bother with Harry Potter. Havent read any of the books. Only seen the first 2 movies.
No, I just like the letter G.

Doesn't matter what answer doesn't go with it.
Its the letter.

G is for GREAT,
Try this on for size

Si Deum irrites unum, sescenti tibi iam supersint.

That's Latin For:
If you piss of one god , you've still got 600 left.


Gumption, oh YEAH!
G

7:54 PM  
Anonymous H. Potter said...

*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

*spurrrrrtttt*

*sprt* *spurt* *spt*

Oh, Michele!

6:54 AM  

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