11/16/05

Say It with Me: UVULA. YOUUUU-VIEW-LUHHHHHH

It's a part of my mouth! You knew that already though, didn't you. What else is temporarily part of my mouth?

A) Peanut brittle
B) Penis brittle (little bits of spongy penis-flesh suspended in a hardened sugar and corn syrup mixture)
C) A Maserati driven straight out of Cherie Booth's ASSHOLE
D) Tony Blair's mingled rage and horror when he reads this sickening website and finds that his wife's ASSHOLE has become an object of ridicule
E) The eponymous dingoes in the quote, "Maybe the dingoes got your baby."
F) Reese Witherspoon's Depends after a long day of shopping (*prrt* *prrrttptpttp* *prrrrprpptptptptptppp* *rrrrprprprrrprprpttptptptt* *squirsh*)
G) Cherie Booth's big, fat cock

4 Comments:

Anonymous T. Blair said...

I am a little miffed.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Dingo said...

Mmmm-mmm good.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous c. booth said...

I'm not very happy about it, either.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous T. Blair said...

Well, if you wouldn't keep stuffing stuff up your arse, we'd both be much happier, wouldn't we deary?

11:14 AM  

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