Wild and Wacky Wednesday IN MY MOUTH
The fun never stops in my mouth, you know. It's a non-stop party! Who's invited, you ask? Well, try to guess:
A) Reese Witherspoon's scissor strap-on, smothered in blood and smeared with pink lipstick
B) lola's favourite jewelry, stinking horribly of a mixture of human shit and grape jelly from having been pulled forcefully from Cherie Booth's ASSHOLE
C) Cherie Booth's relief that her ASSHOLE is free of foreign objects (for now)
D) Mingled surprise and horror that the jelly doughnut I just bit into is filled with warm man-custard instead
E) A terrible hangover and sickeningly soiled underpants from having gotten wildly drunk on seventeen Shakey Colons last night at the pub
F) lola's low hanging big, fat cock
A) Reese Witherspoon's scissor strap-on, smothered in blood and smeared with pink lipstick
B) lola's favourite jewelry, stinking horribly of a mixture of human shit and grape jelly from having been pulled forcefully from Cherie Booth's ASSHOLE
C) Cherie Booth's relief that her ASSHOLE is free of foreign objects (for now)
D) Mingled surprise and horror that the jelly doughnut I just bit into is filled with warm man-custard instead
E) A terrible hangover and sickeningly soiled underpants from having gotten wildly drunk on seventeen Shakey Colons last night at the pub
F) lola's low hanging big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 1:58 PM
4 Comments:
Did you drink a few Shakey Colons before going back to Reese Witherspoon's bedroom? If so, the scene must have been unimaginable.
It was all horror.
It was unspeakable. You want to talk about a warm puddle of cocoa? This was like Mt. St. Helens, with Reese Witherspoon shrieking obscenities and shaking her Depends around like a fucking hula dancer.
Don't be such a wuss about getting a little man-custard in your mouth. I've had much worse, believe me.
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