I'm Trying to Make This as Easy as Possible for You
I don't see what the problem here is, folks; I put things in my mouth, and I want you to guess what's in there. I make it easy for you by giving you options. It's like multiple choice, right? Choose the answer that best answers the question of "well, what's in there?" I could be mean and just demand, "guess what's in my mouth right now" and leave it at that, without any options. But no, I am a benevolent dic-tator, and I provide choices. All you have to do is guess!
So please, try it again.
GWiMMRN:
A) Kathleen Heigl's wondiferous Ta-Ta's.
B) Candice Rose Martinez's cell phone.
C) Assistant U.S. Attorney David Lat's unbearable embarassment.
D) Hippo poop, again.
E) Beyonce Knowles' freshly tea-bagged lips.
F) A big, fat cock.
So please, try it again.
GWiMMRN:
A) Kathleen Heigl's wondiferous Ta-Ta's.
B) Candice Rose Martinez's cell phone.
C) Assistant U.S. Attorney David Lat's unbearable embarassment.
D) Hippo poop, again.
E) Beyonce Knowles' freshly tea-bagged lips.
F) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 2:20 PM
10 Comments:
What about the Hubble Telescope?
What ABOUT it?
Is it in there?
Did I give this as a choice? Think hard about this now...
So it's NOT in there?
What do YOU think, numbnuts?
I...I guess it isn't. Probably.
There's no "probably" about it.
So the Hubble Telescope DEFINITELY isn't in your mouth.
Just to be 100% clear.
Is this what you came here for? To find out if the Hubble Telescope is in my mouth right now? Then look at the choices, bub. See any Hubble Telescopes in there? Do you? Huh, do you?
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