I'm Trying to Make This as Easy as Possible for You

I don't see what the problem here is, folks; I put things in my mouth, and I want you to guess what's in there. I make it easy for you by giving you options. It's like multiple choice, right? Choose the answer that best answers the question of "well, what's in there?" I could be mean and just demand, "guess what's in my mouth right now" and leave it at that, without any options. But no, I am a benevolent dic-tator, and I provide choices. All you have to do is guess!

So please, try it again.


A) Kathleen Heigl's wondiferous Ta-Ta's.
B) Candice Rose Martinez's cell phone.
C) Assistant U.S. Attorney David Lat's unbearable embarassment.
D) Hippo poop, again.
E) Beyonce Knowles' freshly tea-bagged lips.
F) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the Hubble Telescope?

3:19 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What ABOUT it?

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it in there?

4:16 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Did I give this as a choice? Think hard about this now...

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it's NOT in there?

7:58 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What do YOU think, numbnuts?

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I...I guess it isn't. Probably.

8:55 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

There's no "probably" about it.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the Hubble Telescope DEFINITELY isn't in your mouth.

Just to be 100% clear.

10:04 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Is this what you came here for? To find out if the Hubble Telescope is in my mouth right now? Then look at the choices, bub. See any Hubble Telescopes in there? Do you? Huh, do you?

1:00 PM  

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