My Mouth is a Part of the Rhythm Nation!

The revolution will be televised in my mouth! Explore...

A) A Che Guevara shirt, reeking of pot.
B) Crusty nose oils scraped during a fit of pique.
C) Janet Jackson's left boob, circa The Rhythm Nation Tour.

D) Pussy Pemmican, or why congress is thinking of regulating the internet for content.
E) Pinky gum chunks from over-zealous flossing.
F) Poop.
G) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are crusty nose oils? Are they like grease? And why were you angry about them?

6:52 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

You should be writing for Madd Magazine....

7:06 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I wasn't angry AT them, I was angry FOR them.

9:03 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Is that the Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) magazine? If so, they've turned down my freelance writing as being too narrow in focus and being too pro-alcohol.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Michele said...


9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand.

About the anger for the crusty nose oils.

9:33 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You would understand if you had had the pleasure of their company.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want ME to go in there? With the Thomas Fries and Pussy Pemmican? No way, man!

10:01 AM  

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