My Mouth is a Part of the Rhythm Nation!
The revolution will be televised in my mouth! Explore...
A) A Che Guevara shirt, reeking of pot.
B) Crusty nose oils scraped during a fit of pique.
C) Janet Jackson's left boob, circa The Rhythm Nation Tour.
D) Pussy Pemmican, or why congress is thinking of regulating the internet for content.
E) Pinky gum chunks from over-zealous flossing.
F) Poop.
G) A big, fat cock.
A) A Che Guevara shirt, reeking of pot.
B) Crusty nose oils scraped during a fit of pique.
C) Janet Jackson's left boob, circa The Rhythm Nation Tour.
D) Pussy Pemmican, or why congress is thinking of regulating the internet for content.
E) Pinky gum chunks from over-zealous flossing.
F) Poop.
G) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 6:17 AM
8 Comments:
What are crusty nose oils? Are they like grease? And why were you angry about them?
You should be writing for Madd Magazine....
seriously.
I wasn't angry AT them, I was angry FOR them.
Is that the Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) magazine? If so, they've turned down my freelance writing as being too narrow in focus and being too pro-alcohol.
LOL!!!
I don't understand.
About the anger for the crusty nose oils.
You would understand if you had had the pleasure of their company.
You want ME to go in there? With the Thomas Fries and Pussy Pemmican? No way, man!
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