Startling Truths about My Mouth

The truth is... I have something in there right now! Ha ha! Guess what's in there!

A) The corn-studded turds of a Midwestern farmer.
B) Chaff that was separated from the wheat.
C) Scrambled eggs, slightly runny, liberally sprinkled with salty chunks of Pussy Pemmican.
D) Hot Dog Cake to celebrate my 100th relentless mouthable.
E) Fuh-ff-fuh-fuh-fuh!-ff-f-f-fid-fid-fiddd-dd-del Cuh-cuh-c-c-c-ccc!-cuh-cass-casss-ss-sss-ssss!ss-st-st-strrrr-strrr-o.
F) Genital integrity.
G) Go big, fat cock go!

UPDATE: The answer is not H) A nasty, wettish dump that was so long and strenuous to deliver that my left leg fell asleep. While true, it's definitely not in my mouth right now.


Anonymous J. Hernandez, that baby in the photo said...

That hurt like a bitch, I'll tell you what.

It's okay, though. I got a pussy pemmican-flavored pacifier afterward.

8:04 AM  
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8:06 AM  
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8:33 AM  
Anonymous Chaff, the Bouncy Foreskin said...

I demand to be reunited with my penis! This is an OUTRAGE!

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whomever made this website is in dire need of mental help. You're sick, you know that? You need a psychiatrist. You have issues.

Incontinence issues.

9:29 AM  

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