Mouth My Monday, Part Teeth

I need you to find out that I do not necessarily swallow what I put in my mouth. I can't possibly swallow everything I put in there as my stomach would explode and choccy pudding would fly to all corners of the room. With this in mind, and these things in mouth, GWiMMRN:

A) Huey's Boondock afro.
B) The fiery cocks me and Shifty McPenis will be dining on in Hell for this blasphemous website.
C) Madonna's red Kabba-lahhhhh bracelet.
D) Sperm stuffed turkey with all the fixins.
E) A strap-on turkey baster that these lovely ladies used on each other.
F) A porky Taradise adventure.
G) A big, fat cock impaled on a long, steel pitchfork.

Good night, and good luck.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did they do with the turkey basters? Spray each other with hot gravy?

8:20 AM  
Anonymous B. F. Cock said...


8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah. Hot gravy, INDEED.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkey gravy?

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. Okay.

Will they use the basters for Thanksgiving dinner later?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only if they want acidic juices all over their TURKEYS, indeedy-do.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody else smell popcorn?

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there some extra meaning to TURKEY that I didn't know about previously? I mean, it's in caps and all.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me; what part of a woman's anatomy looks like what hangs off a turkey neck? If you're thinking labia, then you're thinking right.


1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really. I'm smelling popcorn here. Does anybody else smell that?

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I don't smell popcorn.

I smell SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH.

1:58 PM  

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