Mouth My Monday, Part Teeth
I need you to find out that I do not necessarily swallow what I put in my mouth. I can't possibly swallow everything I put in there as my stomach would explode and choccy pudding would fly to all corners of the room. With this in mind, and these things in mouth, GWiMMRN:
A) Huey's Boondock afro.
B) The fiery cocks me and Shifty McPenis will be dining on in Hell for this blasphemous website.
C) Madonna's red Kabba-lahhhhh bracelet.
D) Sperm stuffed turkey with all the fixins.
E) A strap-on turkey baster that these lovely ladies used on each other.
F) A porky Taradise adventure.
G) A big, fat cock impaled on a long, steel pitchfork.
Good night, and good luck.
A) Huey's Boondock afro.
B) The fiery cocks me and Shifty McPenis will be dining on in Hell for this blasphemous website.
C) Madonna's red Kabba-lahhhhh bracelet.
D) Sperm stuffed turkey with all the fixins.
E) A strap-on turkey baster that these lovely ladies used on each other.
F) A porky Taradise adventure.
G) A big, fat cock impaled on a long, steel pitchfork.
Good night, and good luck.
posted by My Mouth at 7:49 AM
12 Comments:
What did they do with the turkey basters? Spray each other with hot gravy?
Ow!
Oh yeah. Hot gravy, INDEED.
Turkey gravy?
No. SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH.
Oh. Okay.
Will they use the basters for Thanksgiving dinner later?
Only if they want acidic juices all over their TURKEYS, indeedy-do.
Does anybody else smell popcorn?
Is there some extra meaning to TURKEY that I didn't know about previously? I mean, it's in caps and all.
Tell me; what part of a woman's anatomy looks like what hangs off a turkey neck? If you're thinking labia, then you're thinking right.
LABIA. TURKEY. OH YEAH.
Really. I'm smelling popcorn here. Does anybody else smell that?
No, I don't smell popcorn.
I smell SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH.
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