GWiMMRN, Animal Necrophilia Saturday Edition
Repeat after me: "I thought the cat was alive when I fucked it. I thought the cat was alive when I fucked it." Don't forget to guess which terrific thing is in my mouth right now:
A) A slimy anteater tongue
B) A slimy anteater vulva
C) Hot death on a stick
D) Several cirrocumulus clouds
E) A freshly sucked-off puppy
F) An acorn sucked right out of a pig's asshole (not kosher)
G) An acorn sucked right out of a lamb's asshole (kosher)
H) A big, fat slimy capybara cock
A) A slimy anteater tongue
B) A slimy anteater vulva
C) Hot death on a stick
D) Several cirrocumulus clouds
E) A freshly sucked-off puppy
F) An acorn sucked right out of a pig's asshole (not kosher)
G) An acorn sucked right out of a lamb's asshole (kosher)
H) A big, fat slimy capybara cock
posted by My Mouth at 6:57 AM
4 Comments:
I like D
Although, With all those animal parts hanging around for your enjoyment, I think you should read:
Haruspicium Steipitibus Explicat M. Tullius Cicero
Roughly translated the title reads:
Entrail Reading for Dummies by Cicero
Um...
That's a physical impossibility for me.
If you didn't hear any YeOWling from it's mouth..then I guess it wasn't ....
Lucky cat
*spurrrrrrrrrrt*
*spurrrrt* *sprt*
*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
This is a cornucopia of blasphemies.
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