11/21/05

GWiMMRN, The Monday Before Thanksgiving Edition

Before long, in just a few short days, we will all be giving thanks to MY MOUTH. You can do so early by guessing what's in it right now:

A) The words, "Hee hee! You'll never catch me!"
B) Bobo the lovehurt monkey's swollen scrotum, filled to bursting with hot, hot luuuuuuuuuuv
C) A dirty diaper found under the 3rd St. overpass by a homeless man looking for choccy pudding
D) Stimpy's pancreas, speared on the tip of a slow, yet paternalistic unicorn
E) A fluffy anus
F) A big, fat, fluffy cock

6 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

You realize, of course, that I have no choice but to choose,
D....being a Ren And Stimpy fan leaves me vulnerable to silly slapstick humor of the comic variety.

No "G" today huh?
Love that letter...

4:57 AM  
Anonymous Starwild, the Majikal Unicorn said...

Excellent choice, Michele.

Have you seen the fluffy little kitty anywhere? I have an appointment with her.

5:44 AM  
Anonymous Bobo, the Lovesick Monkey with Sperm Pregnant Testicles said...

No make fun of Bobo. He hurt.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Starwild, the Majikal Unicorn said...

Come here, Bobo. Let my majestic horn pierce your sperm-pregnant testicles and take away your pain.

The subsequent hot spray of mingled blood and monkey semen will, of course, be visible in only the softest of pastel hues, accompanied by stirring music.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Starchunks, the Decidely UnMagical Unibomber Unicorn said...

Oh yes, there will be stirring music. Soft, New Age music, probably composed by John Tesh. The music will bring my pastel-coated existence to new heights of fantasy, you miserable scumbags.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Starwild, the Majikal Unicorn said...

Get thee gone, Starchunks. You are a vile creature, not worthy to document my majesty.

Please tell me, before you go, if you have seen the fluffy little kitty or Bobo. My horn thirsts for them and grows yet larger and more pearlescently gleaming.

8:23 AM  

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