GWiMMRN, The Monday Before Thanksgiving Edition
Before long, in just a few short days, we will all be giving thanks to MY MOUTH. You can do so early by guessing what's in it right now:
A) The words, "Hee hee! You'll never catch me!"
B) Bobo the lovehurt monkey's swollen scrotum, filled to bursting with hot, hot luuuuuuuuuuv
C) A dirty diaper found under the 3rd St. overpass by a homeless man looking for choccy pudding
D) Stimpy's pancreas, speared on the tip of a slow, yet paternalistic unicorn
E) A fluffy anus
F) A big, fat, fluffy cock
A) The words, "Hee hee! You'll never catch me!"
B) Bobo the lovehurt monkey's swollen scrotum, filled to bursting with hot, hot luuuuuuuuuuv
C) A dirty diaper found under the 3rd St. overpass by a homeless man looking for choccy pudding
D) Stimpy's pancreas, speared on the tip of a slow, yet paternalistic unicorn
E) A fluffy anus
F) A big, fat, fluffy cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:36 AM
5 Comments:
You realize, of course, that I have no choice but to choose,
D....being a Ren And Stimpy fan leaves me vulnerable to silly slapstick humor of the comic variety.
No "G" today huh?
Love that letter...
Excellent choice, Michele.
Have you seen the fluffy little kitty anywhere? I have an appointment with her.
No make fun of Bobo. He hurt.
Come here, Bobo. Let my majestic horn pierce your sperm-pregnant testicles and take away your pain.
The subsequent hot spray of mingled blood and monkey semen will, of course, be visible in only the softest of pastel hues, accompanied by stirring music.
Get thee gone, Starchunks. You are a vile creature, not worthy to document my majesty.
Please tell me, before you go, if you have seen the fluffy little kitty or Bobo. My horn thirsts for them and grows yet larger and more pearlescently gleaming.
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