Getting Back to Basics: My Mouth, and What's in It
Somehow, we've gotten away from the main story here; my mouth, and what's in it. Rest assured that only the finest ingredients are placed within. Among your enjoyable choices du jour:
A) A brand spankin' new dirigible.
B) A delicious bass.
C) A hefty fine for urinating in public.
D) Betty and Barney Hill's used rectal probe.
E) Shifty McPenis' sledgehammerific pick-lock set.
F) A buy-one-get-one-free coupon from the Farsight Institute of remote viewing.
G) Shifty McPenis' big, fat stolen cock.
A) A brand spankin' new dirigible.
B) A delicious bass.
C) A hefty fine for urinating in public.
D) Betty and Barney Hill's used rectal probe.
E) Shifty McPenis' sledgehammerific pick-lock set.
F) A buy-one-get-one-free coupon from the Farsight Institute of remote viewing.
G) Shifty McPenis' big, fat stolen cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:15 AM
6 Comments:
Who's Shifty McPenis? Is he a master thief or something?
Yup. 12th level.
Well, me, of course.
Rather unfortunate, that. Must've hurt.
It's o.k. I have two of them. He took the lesser of two penises. I feel pretty good about it, considering I can save money on condoms now that I don't have to buy twice as many.
OK, I'll be honest here.
This post is the closest to actual pure-funny, slap-my-knees-in-appreciation humor.
I raise my eyebrows alot...think of Mr. Spock, with many items listed...but this one....
I'd like to chooseC with D as runner up.
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