11/20/05

Getting Back to Basics: My Mouth, and What's in It

Somehow, we've gotten away from the main story here; my mouth, and what's in it. Rest assured that only the finest ingredients are placed within. Among your enjoyable choices du jour:

A) A brand spankin' new dirigible.
B) A delicious bass.
C) A hefty fine for urinating in public.
D) Betty and Barney Hill's used rectal probe.
E) Shifty McPenis' sledgehammerific pick-lock set.
F) A buy-one-get-one-free coupon from the Farsight Institute of remote viewing.
G) Shifty McPenis' big, fat stolen cock.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's Shifty McPenis? Is he a master thief or something?

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. 12th level.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who'd he steal the big, fat cock from?

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, me, of course.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather unfortunate, that. Must've hurt.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's o.k. I have two of them. He took the lesser of two penises. I feel pretty good about it, considering I can save money on condoms now that I don't have to buy twice as many.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

OK, I'll be honest here.

This post is the closest to actual pure-funny, slap-my-knees-in-appreciation humor.

I raise my eyebrows alot...think of Mr. Spock, with many items listed...but this one....

I'd like to chooseC with D as runner up.

4:50 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uh-uhh-uh-uhh-I-i-i-ii'll buh-buh-b-b-b-be ho-ohh-ohho-oh-ohhnnnest, tuh-tuh-tooo.

Thuh-thuh-thh-thuh-thh-thhhhhh!-thuh-thuh-this w-w-w-uh-wuhh-web-suh-s-s-s-uh-hite uh-uh-uh-uh-i-isn't fuh-fuh-fuhhh-fuhnny. Uh-uh-uhhh-it's suh-suh-suh-suh-sss!-sss!-sick.

Uh-uh-uhhh-uh-uh-aa-aass-huh-huh-uhh-holes.

6:03 AM  
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