I Don't Know How to Put This Any Other Way...
Look. The point of all this is my mouth, and what goes in it. I can tell you're thinking about other things: finances, television programs, family issues, incontinence issues, your friends. Fuck all that. It doesn't matter. Focus on my mouth. I'm not gonna say it again. You know what to do: guess. What's in my mouth. Right now.
A) A big cold bowl of fuck
B) SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH
C) Unconventional Swedish cuddly toys
D) Unconventional Swedish turkey basters full of SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH
E) A tweeting pillow with the Baby Jesus' first tooth embedded in it
F) A soft caramel candy with poppy seeds all over it
G) Michele's moist panties when she sees that this edition includes the letter "G" ungh ungh ungh
H) Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's big, fat, undead cock. Oh YEAH
A) A big cold bowl of fuck
B) SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH
C) Unconventional Swedish cuddly toys
D) Unconventional Swedish turkey basters full of SNATCH gravy. Oh YEAH
E) A tweeting pillow with the Baby Jesus' first tooth embedded in it
F) A soft caramel candy with poppy seeds all over it
G) Michele's moist panties when she sees that this edition includes the letter "G" ungh ungh ungh
H) Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's big, fat, undead cock. Oh YEAH
posted by My Mouth at 11:12 AM
7 Comments:
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What is wrong with the Swedes, already? It's just disgusting! And why isn't Poo long and studded with corn like the poo I release into the toilet?
Wait. Do you DELIVER it, or do you RELEASE it?
Depends if I'm constipated or not. If so, I release it. I fnot, it's more of a delivery. There's a subtle difference there.
Moist???
Um....for the letter G....
Great!
Good!
Garroulous
Gelatanous
Groovey
Gel.
But today I wanted to choose C!!!!
Or
GOTCHA!!!
Or gimmegimmegimme my toof back!
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