GWiMMRN, Half Way House Edition
Let's meet life... "Half-way."
Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Full House.
B) Half Way House.
C) All the Way House.
D) First Base House.
D) Second Base House.
E) Third base with a big fat cock.
Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Full House.
B) Half Way House.
C) All the Way House.
D) First Base House.
D) Second Base House.
E) Third base with a big fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 7:16 AM
15 Comments:
I'm all about E) with a BFC, see?
Hee hee!
I love this place.
*friippt!*
Ha ha ha ha!
MY PENIS PROMISES SHORT AND DELIVERS LONG.
help
i can't breathe
the fumes
coming off my penis
they're choking me
to death
just
just please
please
just wash it
i'm begging you
god help me
That may be the meanest thing ever said on the internet.
Any idea how many "F's" are in the word *BBBLOOORRRRRPPP!*?
Would somebody just wash that bushbuck's penis already?
Jesus! It's like none of you know what to say to each other.
Well, anyway, catch ya later.
Heh heh.
Yeah.
That may be the- oh, never mind.
Anyone want to read my Godzilla fellating fan fucktion?
I do!
Oh please, let it be me, let it be me!
I really do wish you would all stop this...this disgusting notion about me resembling an equine's testes.
It's most unseemly and not at all amusing. I do not look like a horse testicle.
I do not.
It's only the most depraved and loathsome of individuals who created this false rumor, and I want it stopped.
Immediately.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and position myself below a horse's asshole, right by its cock.
im lik bones muhkoy on
star drek dig
sukin and blowin
on the Entrprise brig
chiklits n chikin
my bref smels gud
lik a minty turkey
on a BMW hood
That takes real talent.
I...I really can't believe it.
serious responses needed..... - 27
Reply to: pers-7734@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-03, 7:16PM PHT
i'm looking for my soulmate. i've been looking for the right man in all the wrong places. im in this website to meet a mature, nice, sincere, god fearing and responsible man who will love me and respect me as a person and i wiill treat him as my king.
Where is that one person that I can connect with? I’m looking for a man, not a boy. Someone that has all their ducks in a row and actually has a game plan with what they want to do with their life.
i would like to meet a true gentleman, a guy who knows how to treat a girl right. please reply with a brief bio and a pic.
lets hook up no games, no liar, not decieving. will send you my usa mobile fon # ,email & recent photo but would like to see your photo pls email to me.
AGAIN: serious responses only.... no questions about sex please. am not a maniac.
He's right, you know. A king likes that sort of thing.
A lot.
Yeah, right.
Name one king that liked it up the bung hole.
I'll bet you can't name one.
I did.
Ffffffffffffffffuckfffffffface.
Count the F's.
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