GWiMMRN, Half Way House Edition

Let's meet life... "Half-way."

Guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) Full House.
B) Half Way House.
C) All the Way House.
D) First Base House.
D) Second Base House.
E) Third base with a big fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm all about E) with a BFC, see?

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Jesus Q. Fucknuts said...

Hee hee!

I love this place.


Ha ha ha ha!

7:35 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...


7:39 AM  
Anonymous A. Canadian Bushbuck said...


i can't breathe

the fumes

coming off my penis

they're choking me

to death


just please


just wash it

i'm begging you

god help me

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus wept.

What the hell is wrong with you? Are you totally mental or something? What on earth possessed you to post something so sickening, so inane, so creepy as this?

Really. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Why don't you do the whole world a favor and just curl up into a ball and die? Have you no sense of decency or shame?

Hell isn't deep enough for the likes of you.

Canada will continue to cough on the fumes of your bacteria laden pee-pee for some time to come.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the meanest thing ever said on the internet.

Any idea how many "F's" are in the word *BBBLOOORRRRRPPP!*?

11:00 AM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

how mny fs r in my crunt rite now?


11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would somebody just wash that bushbuck's penis already?

Jesus! It's like none of you know what to say to each other.

Well, anyway, catch ya later.

Heh heh.


11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, Wilhemina, and finish my rim job.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the- oh, never mind.

Anyone want to read my Godzilla fellating fan fucktion?

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do!

Oh please, let it be me, let it be me!

11:21 AM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

u can suk ur own balls tahnk u vry much

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Star Jones Reynolds said...

I really do wish you would all stop this...this disgusting notion about me resembling an equine's testes.

It's most unseemly and not at all amusing. I do not look like a horse testicle.

I do not.

It's only the most depraved and loathsome of individuals who created this false rumor, and I want it stopped.


Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and position myself below a horse's asshole, right by its cock.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im lik bones muhkoy on
star drek dig
sukin and blowin
on the Entrprise brig
chiklits n chikin
my bref smels gud
lik a minty turkey
on a BMW hood

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That takes real talent.

I...I really can't believe it.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Craig's List Desperation said...

serious responses needed..... - 27

Reply to: pers-7734@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-03, 7:16PM PHT

i'm looking for my soulmate. i've been looking for the right man in all the wrong places. im in this website to meet a mature, nice, sincere, god fearing and responsible man who will love me and respect me as a person and i wiill treat him as my king.

Where is that one person that I can connect with? I’m looking for a man, not a boy. Someone that has all their ducks in a row and actually has a game plan with what they want to do with their life.

i would like to meet a true gentleman, a guy who knows how to treat a girl right. please reply with a brief bio and a pic.

lets hook up no games, no liar, not decieving. will send you my usa mobile fon # ,email & recent photo but would like to see your photo pls email to me.

AGAIN: serious responses only.... no questions about sex please. am not a maniac.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi. I'm a true gentleman and I would like to be treated like a king.

Specifically, I would like a king-sized rubber spiked dildo inserted up my anus.

Do you do that, or what?

AGAIN: Serious replies only.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous A Fellow Monarch said...

He's right, you know. A king likes that sort of thing.

A lot.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, right.

Name one king that liked it up the bung hole.

I'll bet you can't name one.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Rodney King said...

I did.


Count the F's.

4:34 PM  

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