9/28/06

GWiMMRN, John Has a Long Mustache Edition

All of you in the occupied territories: listen up. Put down the Campbell's Hotgag and pick up your keyboards, because it's time to GWiMMRN:

A) A great deal of uncalled-for hostility, wrapped in a sickening package
B) The sad fact that Larry "Bud" Melman wasn't the least bit amusing until this website began to make horrible mock of him
C) The yellowish coating scraped off of that guy's tongue over there, sort of mustard-colored and grainy
D) A blast from the past: everything but the walnut-sized testicles of Miles, the Cat with Testicles the Size of Walnuts
E) The Song of Solomon, sung to that faggot tranny who hangs out by the train station and blows strangers for bus tokens
F) A man's thigh bearing the unmistakable red scrape of a 5 o'clock-shadowed cheek upon it
G) A zipper with little bits of torn cock-flesh and driblets of blood caught in the teeth
H) A big, fat, scarred cock

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What on earth is wrong with you? What kind of sick, demented freak would think of Letter G?

This website went from Rated PG to Rated PG-13 in a hurry with that comment.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous MPAA said...

We would like to remind everyone that we do not putting ratings on websites.

If we did, we would have slapped a PG-13 rating on this website a long time ago.

Now, some people might think that because the movie Red Dawn had a PG-13 rating and that this website has a PG-13 rating, that the vulgarity is equivalent.

Well. We have no defense against that.

We've said our peace.

Go fuck yourselves.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That woman had a lovely singing voice. Like an angel.

Like an angel with a severe 5 o'clock stubble.

Like an angel who obviously didn't look into the mirror before putting on her make-up or her wig.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think that this website should get an MPAA rating of PG-13.

I really don't think so.

If the MPAA was to give it a rating, that rating should be SICKFUCK-1000.

Yes.

How count how many F's are in this sentence:

SUCK IT. :)

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Miles?

Does he still have his walnut-sized testicles?

Are they still the size of walnuts?

Inquiring minds want to know!

SUCK IT. :)

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Guy Who Sucked It said...

SUCK IT.

:)

7:44 AM  

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