GWiMMRN, I'm So Fucking Tired Today Edition
I'm tired of the lack of focusing.
Other than that, I've got as much energy as a hummingbird on Benzedrine after it's eaten an entire slice of really good hot dog cake.
GUESS:
A) A very tasty 14 oz. sirloin cooked to medium-rare perfection, a mediocre caprese salad, Lyonnaise potatoes with crispy skin, and a delicious flourless chocolate-espresso cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream
B) The fact that it's 12 hours after such a meal, and my digestive tract has yet to make the slightest inroad into disintegrating it: it is sitting in my stomach exactly the way it did last night after I ate it
C) *brrrrrrrp*
D) *prrp* *frrrrippp*
E) *brrrrrrRRRRRRrrowwwwwp*
F) Katie Couric's colonoscopy camera, not the least bit washed off after its harrowing "trip"
G) Mushy tomatoes, substandard mozzarella, and not enough basil
H) A big, fat cockoscopy
Other than that, I've got as much energy as a hummingbird on Benzedrine after it's eaten an entire slice of really good hot dog cake.
GUESS:
A) A very tasty 14 oz. sirloin cooked to medium-rare perfection, a mediocre caprese salad, Lyonnaise potatoes with crispy skin, and a delicious flourless chocolate-espresso cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream
B) The fact that it's 12 hours after such a meal, and my digestive tract has yet to make the slightest inroad into disintegrating it: it is sitting in my stomach exactly the way it did last night after I ate it
C) *brrrrrrrp*
D) *prrp* *frrrrippp*
E) *brrrrrrRRRRRRrrowwwwwp*
F) Katie Couric's colonoscopy camera, not the least bit washed off after its harrowing "trip"
G) Mushy tomatoes, substandard mozzarella, and not enough basil
H) A big, fat cockoscopy
posted by My Mouth at 5:16 AM
5 Comments:
Serves you right for eating all that steak.
thbbt.
Boy, those are some scary noises coming out of you. I bet there's a smell attached to those noises.
I'll bet.
Wanna bet?
I got the money, if you want to bet.
OK.
Whatever. Chicken.
You should eat me and then you won't feel so full anymore.
Here I am. Waiting for you.
To eat me, that is.
Can you post some of those Couric pics? You know, from the camera?
I'd... I'd really like to see them.
I plan on wallpapering my bedroom with Katie Couric's colonoscopy pictures.
Hi.
I'm still waiting for you to post those pics. The pics of the colonoscopy.
I... I want to put them...
I want to put them on my WALL.
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