GWiMMRN, Leave It to Beaver Edition

Not really.


A) The "Beave."
B) The Islamo-Fascist Jihad I left in the toilet yesterday around 12:45 p.m.
C) A way too long fart deposited at a fancy dinner party.
D) "Well, according to the New Yorker, Sy Hersh says that Iran is" *frrrrpppPPRRRRpptptptpt!* "o boy."
E) The last square of toilet paper in all of Asia.
F) A see-through slicker.
G) A totally transparent big fat cock.


Anonymous A. Canadian Bushbuck said...

G'day, eh?

I was going to sing my national anthem, eh, and I couldn't because I gagged on the stink of my own penis.

Could you help, eh?

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the deal with the rain slicker? I mean, where did you find the picture?

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Dinner Party Guest said...

That's...that's DISGUSTING!

We're in PUBLIC, here! We're living in a SOCIETY! How could you DO that, you rude, discourteous person!

I could just VOMIT!

Honey, we're leaving. And not coming back.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous A. Asian said...


12:14 PM  
Anonymous A. Noble Retard said...


12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a picture of that slicker chick on my WALL.

How you like them apples? Huh?

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Waterbuck said...

I would like to point out that we are noted for our incredibly stinky hides.

I would also like to point out that *frrpptppPPTTTTptptptryypt* o boy.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous A. Canadian Bushbuck said...


I need help.

I want...I want to SING, but the fumes coming off my stinky, stinky penis are CHOKING me!

My eyes are watering, here!

If you would just give my penis a little wipe with a washcloth and some soapy water, I'd really appreciate it.


12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came back here, hoping that you would have improved this website by now.

I was willing to forgive you for the kitten thing, but the racism inherent in your "all of Asia" comment has really cheesed me off.

I won't be coming back. Never again. This is OFFENSIVE.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the water/bushbuck is just a guy in a suit hoping for an anonymous soapy handjob.


1:53 PM  
Anonymous China said...

As a country of over a birrion peopre whose main diet consists of gleasy foods, we deperately need toiret papel.

We are in a state of EMELGENCY.

If not, we will use robes from the Tibetan monks, putting Lichald Gele into a tizzy.

1:56 PM  

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