9/22/06

Sweets for the Sweet

Alrighty mighty cocksuckers! Time for an educational redeployment:

FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS.

Now that's out of the way, GWiMMRN:

A) Too much time on my hands.
B) The tender mercies Larry "Bud" Melman gave to the live kitten he pulled out of his rectum on last night's David Letterman Show.
C) Sweets for the sweet.
D) Shit for the shit-asses.
E) A horribly fucked up rendition of the Canadian national anthem.
F) HOTSAUCE!
G) A big fat cock.

5 Comments:

Anonymous The Kitten said...

Those mercies were FAR from tender, I'll tell you what.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I came back to this place despite my earlier promise.

Then I read about the kitten again.

I'm...I'm really going this time.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Shit-Asses said...

Don't you think we've GOT enough shit, for shit's shitty sake?

Get us some TOILET PAPER.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous A. Canadian Bushbuck said...

"O Canada..."

Oh, forget it. I can't sing this anthem while my penis is so stinky. It smells terrible. I can't even wash it effectively.

The fumes are making me gag!

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Larry "Bud" Melman said...

You people sicken me.

11:59 AM  

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