8/9/06

"Take This Cock and Shove It"

Don't forget to pack some clean undewear for your trip to the fudge packing factory.

GWiMMRN:

A) Jo'burg.
B) Mo'burg.
C) The penis pump I lost somewhere in the wild savannahs of Zambia.
D) A shift of my testicles to the right.
E) The fitness warriors of Hawaii.
F) A shift of my testicles to the left.
G) A big, fat bushbuck cock.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bushbuck looks like it's sure got a stinky penis.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Hawaiian Fitness Warrior said...

Okay, go with me!

Nuts to the right!

Nuts to the left!

Nuts up!

Nuts down!

Good job! Give them a little squeeze!

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Zambian Aborigine said...

Hm. What's this?

It looks like some kind of drinking vessel. And it's got some kind of sap in it.

*tp* *tp*

Tastes a bit salty.

*tp* *tp*

I wish there were more.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leggo of my penis pump, you damn savage.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Doc Savage said...

I would like to take this opportunity to take umbrage at the anonymous pussy-footer who used my name in vain.

Thank you.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Rousseau said...

I think that this particular savage isn't very "noble."

In fact, I think he is a "sick fuck."

Hobbes was right: his life will be nasty, brutish, and short. As it should be.

Oui.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous A. Bushbuck said...

I wish I could wash my stinky, stinky penis.

Can I borrow your penis pump?

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COCK NOODLES, MAN!

LOOKIT THE COCK NOODLES!

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you just calm down.

By the way, I really really really don't want to go to the fudge packing factory.

I really can't emphasize that enough.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lookit

lookit all da turtles

fucking cock noodles man

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Penis Pump said...

There has been a lot of press about me lately and I want to take this moment in history to dispell some scurrilous rumours:

1. I was NOT lost in the quote wild savannahs of Zambia unquote. I was left behind in the backseat of a Johhanesburg taxi at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday.

2. I am NOT just for quote little penises unquote.

3. Star Jones Reynolds looks like a shriveled horse testicle.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »

9:45 PM  

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