"Take This Cock and Shove It"
Don't forget to pack some clean undewear for your trip to the fudge packing factory.
GWiMMRN:
A) Jo'burg.
B) Mo'burg.
C) The penis pump I lost somewhere in the wild savannahs of Zambia.
D) A shift of my testicles to the right.
E) The fitness warriors of Hawaii.
F) A shift of my testicles to the left.
G) A big, fat bushbuck cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) Jo'burg.
B) Mo'burg.
C) The penis pump I lost somewhere in the wild savannahs of Zambia.
D) A shift of my testicles to the right.
E) The fitness warriors of Hawaii.
F) A shift of my testicles to the left.
G) A big, fat bushbuck cock.
posted by My Mouth at 7:53 AM
6 Comments:
Okay, go with me!
Nuts to the right!
Nuts to the left!
Nuts up!
Nuts down!
Good job! Give them a little squeeze!
Hm. What's this?
It looks like some kind of drinking vessel. And it's got some kind of sap in it.
*tp* *tp*
Tastes a bit salty.
*tp* *tp*
I wish there were more.
I would like to take this opportunity to take umbrage at the anonymous pussy-footer who used my name in vain.
Thank you.
Why don't you just calm down.
By the way, I really really really don't want to go to the fudge packing factory.
I really can't emphasize that enough.
There has been a lot of press about me lately and I want to take this moment in history to dispell some scurrilous rumours:
1. I was NOT lost in the quote wild savannahs of Zambia unquote. I was left behind in the backseat of a Johhanesburg taxi at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday.
2. I am NOT just for quote little penises unquote.
3. Star Jones Reynolds looks like a shriveled horse testicle.
That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »
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