Dr. Mouth, I Presume
I have returned from DEEPEST, DARKEST AFRICA to bring you a whole new selection of things to guess.
GWiMMRN:
A) Impala balls.
B) A surprisingly soft and puckery zebra anus.
C) The hump of a humpback whale.
D) Four shiv wielding children asking you for your wallet and cell phone down by the promenade.
E) The knobbby knees of a giraffe.
F) A 27 hour trip and all the orange chewable Drammamine I could stand.
G) Spinach, for no particular reason.
H) A waterbuck's stinky, big fat cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) Impala balls.
B) A surprisingly soft and puckery zebra anus.
C) The hump of a humpback whale.
D) Four shiv wielding children asking you for your wallet and cell phone down by the promenade.
E) The knobbby knees of a giraffe.
F) A 27 hour trip and all the orange chewable Drammamine I could stand.
G) Spinach, for no particular reason.
H) A waterbuck's stinky, big fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 1:35 PM
7 Comments:
I AM rather surprised. I would have thought that a zebra anus was tough and sort of smooth, not soft and puckery.
Huh! The things you learn on-line.
Would you mind terribly if we borrowed your wallet and cell phone?
We wouldn't want to have to shank you so bad that you end up with a fucking colostomy and a really horrible case of peritonitis, sir.
Unsurprisingly, I take great exception to my genitals being referred to as "stinky."
I wash my junk at least once a day, and use a really nice apricot scrub to clean it.
It is no secret that we don't attack you because of your extremely stinky hides.
Don't think for a moment that your genitals are exempt from your stinkiness.
Yeah, it's amazing what you learn on line.
Like, just today, I learned that a waterbuch scrubs his junk with St. Ives Apricot Exfoliating Lotion.
Huh. How about that.
I meant waterbuck. Pardon the misspelling.
*frrrpt*
Excuse my gas, too.
*peeeerrHUMPPtptpttt*
Sorry.
*belch*
Jeeze. I'm really sorry about that.
*pt*
*pfffft*
*p*
*t*
*heeeeeeiiighughPEEERRhumpptptptt*
Hoo boy. I just can't seem to stop expelling gas.
*burp*
*squooosh!*
Oh, that was just uncalled for. I'm really sorry about all of this... the misspelling of waterbuck, the gas, and now the wet turds that just erupted from my anus.
Sorry.
*pt*
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