8/8/06

Dr. Mouth, I Presume

I have returned from DEEPEST, DARKEST AFRICA to bring you a whole new selection of things to guess.

GWiMMRN:

A) Impala balls.
B) A surprisingly soft and puckery zebra anus.
C) The hump of a humpback whale.
D) Four shiv wielding children asking you for your wallet and cell phone down by the promenade.
E) The knobbby knees of a giraffe.
F) A 27 hour trip and all the orange chewable Drammamine I could stand.
G) Spinach, for no particular reason.
H) A waterbuck's stinky, big fat cock.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM rather surprised. I would have thought that a zebra anus was tough and sort of smooth, not soft and puckery.

Huh! The things you learn on-line.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Four shiv-wielding children said...

Would you mind terribly if we borrowed your wallet and cell phone?

We wouldn't want to have to shank you so bad that you end up with a fucking colostomy and a really horrible case of peritonitis, sir.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous A. Waterbuck said...

Unsurprisingly, I take great exception to my genitals being referred to as "stinky."

I wash my junk at least once a day, and use a really nice apricot scrub to clean it.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous A. Lion said...

It is no secret that we don't attack you because of your extremely stinky hides.

Don't think for a moment that your genitals are exempt from your stinkiness.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's amazing what you learn on line.

Like, just today, I learned that a waterbuch scrubs his junk with St. Ives Apricot Exfoliating Lotion.

Huh. How about that.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant waterbuck. Pardon the misspelling.

*frrrpt*

Excuse my gas, too.

*peeeerrHUMPPtptpttt*

Sorry.

*belch*

Jeeze. I'm really sorry about that.

*pt*

*pfffft*

*p*

*t*

*heeeeeeiiighughPEEERRhumpptptptt*

Hoo boy. I just can't seem to stop expelling gas.

*burp*

*squooosh!*

Oh, that was just uncalled for. I'm really sorry about all of this... the misspelling of waterbuck, the gas, and now the wet turds that just erupted from my anus.

Sorry.

*pt*

3:16 PM  
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3:28 AM  

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