8/7/06

GWiMMRN, The Furry Catballs Give More Advice Edition

Your advice column is open for business:

Dear Mouth,

I've generally been feeling sick lately, like I'm tired all the time. A thin, yellowish fluid has been leaking fitfully from the head of my penis since last week, and the last time I got an erection, a blood vessel popped in it so the whole thing is a disturbing sort of eggplant-purple. It might have something to do with the infection I got from rubbing it raw and bloody when I mistakenly used "Oil of Olay Apricot Scrub" instead of KY. I should go see a doctor, shouldn't I?

Sincerely,

Chappasquiddick in MA


4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is NOT what I signed up for at all.

NOT. AT. ALL.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll do what you're supposed to do, and like it.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous The Furry Catballs said...

YOU GOT IT.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this what this website has degenerated into? Talking cat testicles offering life advice?

GROW UP!

You really should be ashamed of yourself.

Really.

1:41 PM  

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