GWiMMRN, The Furry Catballs Give More Advice Edition

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Dear Mouth,

I've generally been feeling sick lately, like I'm tired all the time. A thin, yellowish fluid has been leaking fitfully from the head of my penis since last week, and the last time I got an erection, a blood vessel popped in it so the whole thing is a disturbing sort of eggplant-purple. It might have something to do with the infection I got from rubbing it raw and bloody when I mistakenly used "Oil of Olay Apricot Scrub" instead of KY. I should go see a doctor, shouldn't I?

Sincerely,

Chappasquiddick in MA