Yeah, I'd like to chime in with my two cents and give you a piece of my mind about that guy jerking off while falling from a tall building.
It seems to me -- and I don't want to sound too opinionated or nothing -- that the guy jerked off AFTER he fell. See, the byline is "Guy Jerking Off While Falling from a Tall Building," and that's not what happened at all.
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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake:
12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled.
1 lb. sugar.
14 Hand-made hot dog buns.
2 gallons of store-brand mustard.
Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl.
Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake.
Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns.
Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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That may be the most amazing movie I've ever seen.
Pity you didn't catch the money shot.
This is sort of embarrassing. Could you please take that video off of this site?
Thank you.
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There's NO WAY that guy could still jerk it AFTER he hit the ground.
It's... it's just unrealistic, is all.
Hi. Long time reader, first time commenter.
Yeah, I'd like to chime in with my two cents and give you a piece of my mind about that guy jerking off while falling from a tall building.
It seems to me -- and I don't want to sound too opinionated or nothing -- that the guy jerked off AFTER he fell. See, the byline is "Guy Jerking Off While Falling from a Tall Building," and that's not what happened at all.
No blood for oil!
Heh heh. Thanks! Great website.
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