6/10/06
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- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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11 Comments:
Is this what the website has become? A depository of the most disgusting pictures you can find?
My goodness. What the hell is wrong with you. I TOLD you I didn't want to see that picture, like a thousand times.
Now, I'm going to the grave with a picture of some nutjob's horribly inflated scrotum in my brain. I'll never get into heaven now.
NEVER.
I hope that guy develops some permanent injuries in reuining his scrotum like that.
That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?
Don't the people around him think that what he did is fucked up? I mean, aren't they his friends, or something. When that dude floated the idea of inflating his nut sac with saline so it looks horribly fucked up and then pain some peace symbol as if this would somehow contribute to the world peace movement, shouldn't they have told him, "Hey man, that's a bad idea."
Some friends they turned out to be.
I noticed that the guy painting nut-sac man is wearing sneakers.
They look like nice sneakers.
The horribly swollen scrote wasn't annywhere near as bad as Rippy the Foetus, whose spaghetti-o guts will haunt me to my mausoleum.
I highly doubt that you were going to make it into Heaven, anyway.
YOU KNOW WHY.
I really want to slap that guy's horribly inflated scrotum as hard as I can, just to see what happens.
With gloves on, of course. I'm not a sicko or anything.
I owned a jacket like that once.
Then I artificially inflated my scrotum to freakish proportions and it doesn't fit any more.
Ow.
:)
Whatever pain and anguish there is, you deserve it, sicko.
That goes for the guy with the swollen nut-sac, too.
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I WANT TO STOMP YOUR FUCKING SKULL ON A CURB YOU CUNT !
Love to burst that cancer bulge with a nail gun to reveal that sweet juice inside.
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