GWiMMRN, 668 Is the Neighbor of the Beast Edition
Still reveling in your unexpected reprieve, I hope? Excellent. Still focusing? You'd BETTER be. GWiMMRN:
A) The barbed, fiery, porky cock of the pig-demon Grungdunt that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is no doubt sucking on in the lower reaches of Hades while naked virgins cavort just out of reach as they toss flaming clots of JOOOO shit at his flabby, hairy corpus
B) A paper clip. A fucking PAPER CLIP
C) The Baby Jesus's first dirty diaper, called a Holy Relic by Opus Dei and kept enshrined in the Vatican. The miracle is that the loose, yellowy shit in it DOES NOT DRY
D) Pizza
E) The Korean martial art of Hapkido
F) The candiru
G) A big, fat cock with extra cheese
UPDATE: If Deroy Murdock is the "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN, then George Washington is GWiMMRN's Guardian Angel.
A) The barbed, fiery, porky cock of the pig-demon Grungdunt that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is no doubt sucking on in the lower reaches of Hades while naked virgins cavort just out of reach as they toss flaming clots of JOOOO shit at his flabby, hairy corpus
B) A paper clip. A fucking PAPER CLIP
C) The Baby Jesus's first dirty diaper, called a Holy Relic by Opus Dei and kept enshrined in the Vatican. The miracle is that the loose, yellowy shit in it DOES NOT DRY
D) Pizza
E) The Korean martial art of Hapkido
F) The candiru
G) A big, fat cock with extra cheese
UPDATE: If Deroy Murdock is the "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN, then George Washington is GWiMMRN's Guardian Angel.
posted by My Mouth at 5:36 AM
7 Comments:
I can not tell a lie.
GROW UP.
I definitely do not want that pizza.
I only drink Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
Worship my many feet.
Get that paper clip out of your mouth right now, mister.
No.
When a construction worker shifts his balls, an angel gets her wings.
I'll betcha didn't know that.
I think I shall move in at 668 1/2 Beast Street.
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