4/3/06

The Password Is...

Alright folks! It's time to GWiMMRN! The following are HINTS as to what is currently in my mouth right now. Piece together the clues and write the answer on your computer screen using a BLACK PERMANENT INK MARKER. Make sure your write it really, really large so that I can read it from far away. OK?

GWiMMRN:

A) Eye-watering.
B) Sonic boom.
C) Answers the question, "Did someone step in cat shit?"
D) Civil inattention.
E) Was recently cast outside a movie theatre.
F) Was released in a crowd so it would be impossible to identify the perpetrator (or "perp").
G) Necessitated a change in shorts.
H) Is not a big, fat cock.

Write your answer here: ____________________________________________

UPDATE: The answer is not I) JORDAN'S latest crush, which you just KNOW will end in a Cleveland Steamer.

25 Comments:

Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinare said...

Dod-a-chock?

Dum-a-chum?

Bought-a-car?

Love-me-please?

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have a black permanent magic marker. Can I use liquid paper, instead? I've got a lot of that.

I've also got a lot of, well...I hate to say it...I mean, it's probably inappropriate.

Okay. I've got a lot of...oh. I don't know how to say this. Damn.

Right. Okay. You see...um...I've got a lot of, well, CAT SHIT.

Whew! I feel much better.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Jordan's Latest Crush said...

I've been eating nothing but peanuts and corn ever since I met my lovely Jordan.

I beg of you, Jordan: do not rob me of this moment.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Man in the Crowd said...

Oh, I know EXACTLY who did it.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Eugene's cat's furry scrotum said...

Look into my orbs...

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am Farticus!

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No! I am Farticus!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Lay me

Sideways;

and you will
see
my
back
-side

SMILING

like a
CHESHIRE
CAT

(shit)

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pretty disgusting, Eugene.

Man.

What's wrong with you? I mean, what the hell is the matter with you?

11:26 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I'm fine. How are you?

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Cat Shiticus said...

NO! I'M Farticus!

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm...I'm doing okay, actually.

Thanks for asking.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's...there's a lot of PEOPLE, you know? And... and... and they can KISS my HAIRY BEAN BAG for all I care.

I'm Farticus.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"CAT SHIT."

"Grow up."

"Assholes."

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot to add, "I am Farticus."

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Goooooogle said...

There are 10,100 websites that have the word "Farticus" in them.

"Grow up."

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

help me

my

my balls they are

they're in a vice grip.

ow

ow ow ow.

help me

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh...how did they get in there?

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it... it doesn't

doesn't matter.

just...
just help

me

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO.

Not until you tell me how they got there.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are

why are you so

un

unkind

just

help me

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can just sit there with mashed balls, thinking about how they got in that vise, then.

Good luck.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

w

why

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what I want to know: why your balls are in that vise.

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you

you fucking

bastard

i

i need he
lp

and all you can think about is
yoursel
f

6:13 AM  

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