Hot Carl Tuesday Edition of GWiMMRN

This is Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, not Too Close to the Bone. And get over the whole watermellon bubblisious (sic) thing. GET OVER IT. It's so five minutes ago. GROW UP. And if you CAN'T grow up, at least gwImmrn:

A) A Hot Carl's Jr, which is when a baby does the act (not to be confused with a Cleveland Steamer, a Rusty Trombone, or a Chili Dog)
B) Goo goo ga ga *frrrrprrt*
C) Cap'n Hotstream, the Golden Pirate
D) A dead frog, liberally spattered with spooge (known as a Cold Kermit)
E) Bacon-wrapped water chestnuts
F) A big, fat froggie cock

UPDATE RE: Your treatment - Nobody wants to hear about that. GROW UP.

FURTHER UPDATE: goo goo goo ga ga *squirrrrrrrpppfrrrrppprrrrt*


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think of the BABIES!

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will never eat at Carl's Jr. again.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Paulie from South Philly said...

wuts a wudder chesnut?

8:57 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It's like a Cleveland Steamer, except it's small.


9:06 AM  
Anonymous Baby Carl said...

goo goo goo ga ga *squirrrrrrrpppfrrrrppprrrrt*


goo goo watermellon bubblisious (sic)

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I REALLY don't like the way I'm being treated here.

I mean, doesn't anyone CARE?

9:55 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I care. I care that you're not focusing on what you should.

What I DO NOT care about is your incessant whining about the way that you're being treated.

FO-CUS, you living, breathing Cleveland steamer. FOCUS.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Greater Cleveland Chamber of Commerce said...

We, the undersigned, do hereby proclaim our indignant anger at your constant referrals to "Cleveland steamers." We will not have our great city's name be associated with turds, poop, dung, fecal matter, shit, or any other euphamism for dooky.

Signed, the businesses of Greater Cleveland:

Jubbbles the Clown, Inc.
Cleveland Steam...Cleaners
Cleveland Steamers, Shipping & Co.
The Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
Shit-Eaters Local 151
The Cleveland Symphony Orchestra

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Trombone Player, 6th Seat, Cleveland Symphony Orchestra said...

When the orchestra said that my trombone was a little rusty, I thought they were referring to my playing. I had no idea it meant THAT.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had no idea that the coprophiliacs in Cleveland had their own union.


10:45 AM  
Anonymous Cap'n Hotstream, Golden Pirate of the Caripeein' said...

Aaaaarrrr! Open yer eyes, lassie, an' let me give yer what yer deserve!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous First "Mate" of the Golden Pi-Rate said...

Aye aye, Cap'n Hotstream! We set sail for the farthest reaches of the Caripeein'!

When is it MY turn, by the way?

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Cap'n Hotstream, Golden Pirate of the oh fuck it said...

This is your turn, matey!


1:21 PM  
Anonymous 1st Mate said...

Ohhhhh boy.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole baby thing is pretty DISGUSTING. I mean, have you no decency? No SHAME?



3:11 PM  

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