4/2/06

GWiMMRN, Puppy Smuggling Edition

What kind of sick fuck smuggles baby dogs across the Mexican border, knowing that the dog babies are sick, sells them to families looking for pure breed dogs, knowing that these dogs will probably die in a week, crushing the souls of the families?

THE PUPPY SMUGGLERS. THAT'S WHO.

But, you have to admit, puppy smuggling is the cutest name for a heinous crime you've ever heard.

GWiMMRN:

A) The New Dr. Who.
B) A suburban family who are too pretentious to get a mutt from the local animal shelter, preferring to buy puppies locked in suitcase from the criminal down the street.
C) The CNN report on puppy smuggling, where the reporter, who knows that the little boy's puppy died because his parents bought it from some dude selling puppies out of a suitcase down the street, asks the little boy, "Little boy, what happened to your puppy?"
D) The tears the little boy shed upon hearing the question.
E) My uproarious laughter.
F) The film Inside Man, which is alright, I guess, sorta.
G) A big, fat puppy smuggled cock.

12 Comments:

Anonymous The Little Boy said...

Later on, I cock-punched that asshole reporter into next week.

Fuckface.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Korean Restauranteur said...

I KNEW those dogs weren't good eating!

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

Dad-a-chock?

Dum-a-chum?

Did-a-puppy smuggler?

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Who said...

At least I'm not featured in the post about CAT SHIT.

Pip pip, cheerio! Care for a jelly baby?

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Who is full of CAT SHIT.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they weren't puppy fellaters.

You know?

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. I don't know.

I'll bet you're one of them puppy smugglers, ain't ya?

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fellate puppies.

When I'm alone.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop that. It's sick.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Philosopher Newport said...

d.
the answer is 'd'.
poor little cunt.

6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat that

6:08 PM  

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