GWiMMRN, Puppy Smuggling Edition

What kind of sick fuck smuggles baby dogs across the Mexican border, knowing that the dog babies are sick, sells them to families looking for pure breed dogs, knowing that these dogs will probably die in a week, crushing the souls of the families?

THE PUPPY SMUGGLERS. THAT'S WHO.

But, you have to admit, puppy smuggling is the cutest name for a heinous crime you've ever heard.

GWiMMRN:

A) The New Dr. Who.
B) A suburban family who are too pretentious to get a mutt from the local animal shelter, preferring to buy puppies locked in suitcase from the criminal down the street.
C) The CNN report on puppy smuggling, where the reporter, who knows that the little boy's puppy died because his parents bought it from some dude selling puppies out of a suitcase down the street, asks the little boy, "Little boy, what happened to your puppy?"
D) The tears the little boy shed upon hearing the question.
E) My uproarious laughter.
F) The film Inside Man, which is alright, I guess, sorta.
G) A big, fat puppy smuggled cock.