Mouthable Re-Education Vouchers
Bring me my scepter, as I am the King of Uranus.
GUESSwINmyMOUTHrightNOW:
A) My scepter.
B) My recepticle.
C) My concubine.
D) My thrrrrrone.
E) My media.
F) My dominion.
G) My big, fat cock. OH YES.
UPDATE: The answer may now be H) A short, angry belch directed toward someone or something, indicating an intense disagreement with that someone or something, as in, "I think you're a jerk. *belch!*"
GUESSwINmyMOUTHrightNOW:
A) My scepter.
B) My recepticle.
C) My concubine.
D) My thrrrrrone.
E) My media.
F) My dominion.
G) My big, fat cock. OH YES.
UPDATE: The answer may now be H) A short, angry belch directed toward someone or something, indicating an intense disagreement with that someone or something, as in, "I think you're a jerk. *belch!*"
posted by My Mouth at 8:39 AM
17 Comments:
MY NUTS ARE ON YOUR EYELIDS. DEAL WITH IT.
Is it true that you automatically shit yourself with the force of a ten-megaton atomic bomb when you're electrocuted?
It's what I heard.
Fill me up with your thin, spermless load! Make me your receptacle!
Love me?
Dad-a-chack? Dod-a-chock? Dum-a-chum?
Who's the concubine?
And the 1st link doesn't work.
Penissniffer.
I'm NOT an ass doodler! I'm NOT!
Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?
Dod-a-chock?
Does anyone else find it odd that Jordan turned into a lobstrosity?
No. It's OBVIOUS.
What a coincidence! I just did one of those angry belches when I was thinking about the bureaucracy I have to go through just to graduate from college!
*belch!* indeed!
It's OBVIOUS that you should wibble my knob.
*belch *!
*BELCH!*
MOOOO! MOOO! MOOOOFUCKINGOOOO!
They were "sniglets." Not "snigglets."
You racist.
Who let all these cows in here? Mouth should clean them out before they all run a big bovine batch in here.
*belch!*
OBVIOUSLY, I meant nothing racist.
*BELCH!* *BELCH!* *BELCH!* on you.
Do you smell something fishy, or is it just me?
Farewell, my concubine! Farewell!
Obviously, there's a Cleveland Steamer waiting with your name on it.
*fart!*
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