3/31/06

Mouthable Re-Education Vouchers

Bring me my scepter, as I am the King of Uranus.

GUESSwINmyMOUTHrightNOW:

A) My scepter.
B) My recepticle.
C) My concubine.
D) My thrrrrrone.
E) My media.
F) My dominion.
G) My big, fat cock. OH YES.

UPDATE: The answer may now be H) A short, angry belch directed toward someone or something, indicating an intense disagreement with that someone or something, as in, "I think you're a jerk. *belch!*"

19 Comments:

Blogger El Capitan said...

MY NUTS ARE ON YOUR EYELIDS. DEAL WITH IT.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that you automatically shit yourself with the force of a ten-megaton atomic bomb when you're electrocuted?

It's what I heard.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

Fill me up with your thin, spermless load! Make me your receptacle!

Love me?

Dad-a-chack? Dod-a-chock? Dum-a-chum?

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the concubine?

And the 1st link doesn't work.

Penissniffer.

9:25 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

That link works, you penis sniffing ball chewing pubic hair straightening ass doodling cum slapper. It only says "forbidden" if you like to suck toe-jam out of Donald Trump's loafers.

So take you, and your shoe fetish, and scat, you necrophiliac.

By the way, the picture of the concubine is OBVIOUS.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm NOT an ass doodler! I'm NOT!

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?

Dod-a-chock?

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else find it odd that Jordan turned into a lobstrosity?

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. It's OBVIOUS.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous A. Student said...

What a coincidence! I just did one of those angry belches when I was thinking about the bureaucracy I have to go through just to graduate from college!

*belch!* indeed!

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's OBVIOUS that you should wibble my knob.

*belch *!

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, this website has become a sort of repository of awful, disgusting snigglets.

You remember snigglets, don't you?

Remember? Rich Hall? Not Necessarily the News? HBO in the 1980's? Right?

Oh, fuck you.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*BELCH!*

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Cow Secretaries in the Office said...

MOOOO! MOOO! MOOOOFUCKINGOOOO!

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Heywood Jablome said...

They were "sniglets." Not "snigglets."

You racist.

Who let all these cows in here? Mouth should clean them out before they all run a big bovine batch in here.

*belch!*

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OBVIOUSLY, I meant nothing racist.

*BELCH!* *BELCH!* *BELCH!* on you.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Mike Hunt said...

Do you smell something fishy, or is it just me?

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Farewell, my concubine! Farewell!

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously, there's a Cleveland Steamer waiting with your name on it.

*fart!*

1:16 PM  

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