That's right. It's only the BASICS here at GWiMMRN. No fancy gifs or tifs, no streaming music or video. Just one, long, sweaty, sloppy Cleveland Steamer after another.

Go on, be the RECIPIENT. GWiMMRN:

A) A new computer.
B) Well, not actually a new computer, but rather an update in software.
C) Well, not so much an update, but more like the relief you feel after delivering a particularly satisfying Cleveland Steamer.
D) Well, not so much as relief, as a sense of calm, peace, and relaxation, almost Zen like.
E) The question, "after you're done with the ol' Cleveland Steamer, do you use the RECIPIENT's hair as toilet paper, or do you just run out of there and wash yourself later?"
F) The obvious answer to the question posed in Letter E.
G) A big, fat Cleveland Rocks cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, what IS the answer to the quesblun posed in Letter E?

I have to know, so I can guess. What's in your mouth.

Right now.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Dookytastur said...

Your focus on the act known as a "Cleveland Steamer" shows me that you have an extremely...what's the term? Oh yes: SICK mind.


Meet me at my office at 3. Bring double-ply Charmin.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous A. Zen Buddhist Monk said...

When you have deriveled an extlemery ralge Creverand Steamel, you wirr attain oneness with the univelse.

Enrightenment is within youl glasp.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

That's why I shaved my head. It's one thing to have shit all over you; it's quite another to have someone wipe his ass with your hair.

Love me. I'm waiting for your chili dog.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's comin', baby. OH YEAH.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

Excellent. Let me know when it gets there.

Whatever IT is.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

o you know what IT is, baby.


9:36 AM  

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