It's All About Integrity
INTEGRITY. I'm going for total integrity here. TOTAL. FUCKING. INTEGRITY.
I'm the real deal, ladies and turds. THE REAL DEAL.
GWiMMRN:
A) A gourmand.
B) Le guillotine.
C) That certain je ne c'est quois.
D) The tuna boat to taco town.
E) Mr. Creosote.
F) The taco boat to tuna town.
G) A RED HERRING.
H) A big, fat cock of da froggies, mang.
I'm the real deal, ladies and turds. THE REAL DEAL.
GWiMMRN:
A) A gourmand.
B) Le guillotine.
C) That certain je ne c'est quois.
D) The tuna boat to taco town.
E) Mr. Creosote.
F) The taco boat to tuna town.
G) A RED HERRING.
H) A big, fat cock of da froggies, mang.
posted by My Mouth at 8:50 AM
10 Comments:
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The taco boat to tuna town sounds like some kind of lesbo thing.
SICKO!
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Do you smell popcorn? We're smellin' popcorn, OH YEAH
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
thats you burnin in that electric chair saco and vinzitti. yeh. u burn like popcorn in a MICROWAVE.
yeh. gunna burn u up good.
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