3/29/06

It's All About Integrity

INTEGRITY. I'm going for total integrity here. TOTAL. FUCKING. INTEGRITY.

I'm the real deal, ladies and turds. THE REAL DEAL.

GWiMMRN:

A) A gourmand.
B) Le guillotine.
C) That certain je ne c'est quois.
D) The tuna boat to taco town.
E) Mr. Creosote.
F) The taco boat to tuna town.
G) A RED HERRING.
H) A big, fat cock of da froggies, mang.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Lobster Minstrel Show said...

MMMMAAAMMMYY!! How I luv ya how I luv ya MMMMAAAMMMYYYYY!!!!

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The taco boat to tuna town sounds like some kind of lesbo thing.

SICKO!

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Taco Town Mayor, Jenny Talia said...

Welcome to our fair clitty- er, city!

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Sacco and Vanzetti said...

Do you smell popcorn? We're smellin' popcorn, OH YEAH

9:30 AM  
Anonymous This Surprised Looking Turd said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats you burnin in that electric chair saco and vinzitti. yeh. u burn like popcorn in a MICROWAVE.

yeh. gunna burn u up good.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous The United States of America said...

We're steaming toward history on a Cleveland Steamer!

10:57 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Wuh-w-w-w-wuhhh-wuhh-hut's uh-uh-a Cuh-cuh-cuh-cllluhhh-cleveluhh-luh-land Stuh-stuh-stuh-stteee-suhh-steamuh-steamer?

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's uh-uh-uh what's in your stuttering fucking brain you nim-wit.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look; I'm REALLY smelling popcorn here. Does NO ONE ELSE smell that? It's like I'm in a popcorn factory. Or something.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Ssssuuuubbbbwwwayyy Ggggiiirrrlll said...

Hhhhheeeyyyy. Hhhhheeeyyyyy ttthhheeerrre. Wwwwaannnnaaa... wwwwaaaannnaaa tttoouucchhhhh mmmmyyyyy ffffaaace?

Iiii'mmmm ssssslllloooowwwllllyy llliiiiicckiiinnnggg mmmyyy ooowwwnnn nnnooossseeee.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Ghostly Subway Girl said...

Hhhhheeeyyyy. Hhhhheeeyyyyy ttthhheeerrre. Wwwwaannnnaaa... wwwwaaaannnaaa tttoouucchhhhh mmmmyyyyy ffffaaace?

Boooooooooooooooooooo...

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Ghost of Orville Redenbacher said...

Look, you popcorn-smelling motherfucker: I'm sick of hearing about this whole popcorn thing.

Sick of it.

Boooooooooooooooooo...

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get you and your butter-flavoured popcorn and get lost, or I'll call Annie Potts, the secretary for Ghost Busters and bust your ass.

Got it?

Good.

5:04 PM  

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