3/30/06

GWiMMRN, If I Had Any Decency At All I'd Have Deleted This Website Months Ago Edition

The awesome responsibility of informing the general public of what may or may not be in my mouth right now is, at times, off-set by the soul-crushing guilt I suffer over informing the general public of what may or may not be in my mouth right now. Or, to put it into an equation you don't need a mathematician to understand: GWiMMRN + s-cG = CLEVELAND STEAMER. But, I go on because I must go on. I promise to clean it up for this post, to retain some much-needed INTEGRITY. Guess, if you please, what's in my mouth right now:

A) A chili dog
B) A chili dog
C) A chilly dog
D) Hot soup for a chilly dog
E) SQUIRREL PENIS
F) RABBIT PENIS
G) PIRPEL TIRTEL PENIS
H) What was I talking about? I forgot.
I) A big, fat cock

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go Cleveland here we go!

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm getting a new computer today!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I... I think I want a chili dog.

8:52 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What the FUCK are you talking about?

FOCUS.

FO-CUS.

Say it with me: "I CAN. I CAN. I CAN. I'M NOT A TOTAL FUCKING WASTE OF A GOOD LOAD. I CAN FOCUS."

10:28 AM  
Anonymous A Really Embarrassed Squirrel said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Guy With New Computer said...

I... I think I want a chili dog, too.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, my new computer is great! Everything is so much faster! And brighter!

Too bad I'm wasting it on this low-tech site. pffft. See ya.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want the Dog's Penis Soup.

2:08 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You can't have it.

FOCUS.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! I just got the Chilly/Chili Dog joke!

That's great!

1:09 PM  

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