GWiMMRN, Yellow Sticky Edition
Remember when GWiMMRN used to have oh never mind. Just GWiMMRN:
A) A yellow sticky.
B) A Post-It with the words "Suck It. :)" written on it and appended to a comic book.
C) A Post-It note with the words, "DRINK SPOOCH" on it.
D) A spit soaked SpongeBob SquarePants cake.
E) A spit soaked big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer is definitely not F) The probability that Jordan's problems stem from her ex-boyfriend's confused sexual orientation.
A) A yellow sticky.
B) A Post-It with the words "Suck It. :)" written on it and appended to a comic book.
C) A Post-It note with the words, "DRINK SPOOCH" on it.
D) A spit soaked SpongeBob SquarePants cake.
E) A spit soaked big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer is definitely not F) The probability that Jordan's problems stem from her ex-boyfriend's confused sexual orientation.
posted by My Mouth at 10:28 AM
9 Comments:
There's no way to fix this.
No. Way.
Now lick the bio-backspatter off of my nether regions, before it gets cold.
Go on.
Oh boy! I get to blow out the candles!
*fffffffffffwwwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwfff*
*ssssssppppppppppppppptptptptptptppt*
*prrprp!*
Oh!
You left a few candles lit, there. I'll lift my skirt and help you blow them out.
What kind of disturbed maniac would not only write the words "Suck it" on a post-it note and stick it to a comic book, but also draw a little smiley face under it, like it's some kind of happy, sweet message?
As my good friend Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say, "GROW UP."
GROW.
UP.
Okay.
"I don't know anonymous."
"I would appreciate it if commenters on this or any of the other disgusting websites linked to GWiMMRN would stop claiming that they are my 'friend.'"
"Grow up, indeed."
"Thank you."
"You bunch of pigfuckers."
I won't lick it off! I won't!
By the way, does anyone hear a baby crying? It's like last time, only louder.
The baby is my DICK. YOU need to kiss it goodnight.
That's... that's... that's so MEAN.
Come on, kiss it! It's crying for YOU.
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