My USB Port is Like a Mouth for World Wide Web Ding-Dongs
Some say Looooove, it IS a riiiivvvverrrrr...
GWiMMRN:
A) The itty bitty titty committee; all of them.
B) The greatest band that ever left New Jersey; Stiffy Stiff and the Bayonnets
C) A hard charger.
D) Matt Lauer's protest shaving of his adorable little stubble hairs due to Katie Couric leaving the Today Show.
E) Ding Dongs.
F) Ho-Hoes.
G) Hee-hees.
H) There's nothing funny about a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The fact that Jordan probably doesn't read GWiMMRN, considering her latest comment, "i don't like being made a fool of."
GWiMMRN:
A) The itty bitty titty committee; all of them.
B) The greatest band that ever left New Jersey; Stiffy Stiff and the Bayonnets
C) A hard charger.
D) Matt Lauer's protest shaving of his adorable little stubble hairs due to Katie Couric leaving the Today Show.
E) Ding Dongs.
F) Ho-Hoes.
G) Hee-hees.
H) There's nothing funny about a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The fact that Jordan probably doesn't read GWiMMRN, considering her latest comment, "i don't like being made a fool of."
posted by My Mouth at 5:55 AM
20 Comments:
I only just realized that than anagram stood for "BOP THE BOLOGNA."
Huh.
Congratulations, ding-dong.
*sproinggg!* *sproingg* *sproing*
*sproingggggggggg!*
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CAT SHIT
Oh, yeah
That was the Chorus to my new hit single, *sproing* *sproing* CAT SHIT, by the way.
Even though I prefer those Hostess cupcakes with the vanilla cake and choccy frosting, my wife always tells me I should get ding-dongs.
I refuse to eat something that I call my penis.
So does she! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'm.. I'm sorry. I was just, you know. Having some fun over here.
Sorry.
The damage is done.
I'm wearing HOT PANTS.
What does that have to do with it?
I'm also wearing SHORT SHORTS.
Okay, that's it.
That's IT.
ACCEPT INSERTION
I'm hopin' she'll like the song I sang for her.
Oh, yeah
What song? For who(m)?
The song I sung for my lovely Jordan.
I got a lot of nuts and corn in my colon, waitin' for her.
Oh, yeah
How long will your nuts and corn wait?
Ding Dongs and Ho-Ho's are great Chocolate inventions. Go great in your mouth. Much more normal and fun and provide more of a sugar high than anything listed. Leave one for me!!!!
I had many other, much more worthwhile inventions. In fact, I invented a desert that looks like CAT SHIT, but is really not CAT SHIT.
You should try it some time.
What does it taste like?
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