My USB Port is Like a Mouth for World Wide Web Ding-Dongs

Some say Looooove, it IS a riiiivvvverrrrr...


A) The itty bitty titty committee; all of them.
B) The greatest band that ever left New Jersey; Stiffy Stiff and the Bayonnets
C) A hard charger.
D) Matt Lauer's protest shaving of his adorable little stubble hairs due to Katie Couric leaving the Today Show.
E) Ding Dongs.
F) Ho-Hoes.
G) Hee-hees.
H) There's nothing funny about a big, fat cock.

UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The fact that Jordan probably doesn't read GWiMMRN, considering her latest comment, "i don't like being made a fool of."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only just realized that than anagram stood for "BOP THE BOLOGNA."


8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, ding-dong.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Stiffy Stiff said...

*sproinggg!* *sproingg* *sproing*


*sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing* *sproing*


Oh, yeah

8:16 AM  
Anonymous Stiffy Stiff said...

That was the Chorus to my new hit single, *sproing* *sproing* CAT SHIT, by the way.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though I prefer those Hostess cupcakes with the vanilla cake and choccy frosting, my wife always tells me I should get ding-dongs.

I refuse to eat something that I call my penis.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does she! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing funny about my penis.


9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm.. I'm sorry. I was just, you know. Having some fun over here.


10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The damage is done.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm wearing HOT PANTS.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does that have to do with it?

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm also wearing SHORT SHORTS.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, that's it.

That's IT.

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Microsoft Word said...


11:58 AM  
Anonymous Handjob Willie said...

I'm hopin' she'll like the song I sang for her.

Oh, yeah

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What song? For who(m)?

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Handjob Willie said...

The song I sung for my lovely Jordan.

I got a lot of nuts and corn in my colon, waitin' for her.

Oh, yeah

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long will your nuts and corn wait?

3:48 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Ding Dongs and Ho-Ho's are great Chocolate inventions. Go great in your mouth. Much more normal and fun and provide more of a sugar high than anything listed. Leave one for me!!!!

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Chocolate said...

I had many other, much more worthwhile inventions. In fact, I invented a desert that looks like CAT SHIT, but is really not CAT SHIT.

You should try it some time.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does it taste like?

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Chocolate said...


12:28 PM  

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