4/6/06

Thursday USB Port/Ding-Dong Connection Edition of GWiMMRN

I'm pleased to note that there's been a great increase in overall Dairy Potential for certain readers of this website. However, FOCUSING is at an all-time low. FOCUS. On WHAT's. In MY MOUTH. Get it?

A) The pinkish, twelve-testicled scrotum of the alien mascot for Quisp cereal
B) IDS: Inflamed Dingleberry Syndrome, caused by tossing the salad of a particularly SHITTY ASSHOLE
C) All of Katie Couric's slack skin
D) The shocking words written in steam on the bathroom mirror: "I AM THE HAND THAT ROCKS YOUR CRADLE"
E) Fried bananas, not mine
F) A bit o' TUNA
G) A Bit-O-Honey
H) A bit o' big, fat cock

UPDATE: Whoops!

16 Comments:

Anonymous K. Couric said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the worst picture ever published on this website. It even beats that horrible, horrible, horrible dairy potential graph a month back.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just published a fart in an elevator. It was widely smelled.

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture may have crossed the line.

Why would Katie do that in a public place? From the look on her face, it's clear she didn't expect the result.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute... what do you mean, "Why would Katie do that...?" It was obviously done to her. She had nothing to do with the sperm washing in public other than just being there.

10:59 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

From the spooge dripping from her fingertips, I've come to the conclusion that she "did something" to elicit the seminal explosion.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"That picture is DISGUSTING."

"TRULY DISGUSTING."

"What's WRONG with you?"

"You should GROW UP."

"Fuckstick."

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM THE DICK THAT FILLS YOUR MOUTH

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM THE HAND THAT SPINS YOUR DREIDEL.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I did that picture, I'D be pretty ashamed.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something needs to be done about that photo.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with it?

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, the woman in the red dress should be cropped out.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I agree.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With what?

4:40 AM  

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