Thursday USB Port/Ding-Dong Connection Edition of GWiMMRN
I'm pleased to note that there's been a great increase in overall Dairy Potential for certain readers of this website. However, FOCUSING is at an all-time low. FOCUS. On WHAT's. In MY MOUTH. Get it?
A) The pinkish, twelve-testicled scrotum of the alien mascot for Quisp cereal
B) IDS: Inflamed Dingleberry Syndrome, caused by tossing the salad of a particularly SHITTY ASSHOLE
C) All of Katie Couric's slack skin
D) The shocking words written in steam on the bathroom mirror: "I AM THE HAND THAT ROCKS YOUR CRADLE"
E) Fried bananas, not mine
F) A bit o' TUNA
G) A Bit-O-Honey
H) A bit o' big, fat cock
UPDATE: Whoops!
A) The pinkish, twelve-testicled scrotum of the alien mascot for Quisp cereal
B) IDS: Inflamed Dingleberry Syndrome, caused by tossing the salad of a particularly SHITTY ASSHOLE
C) All of Katie Couric's slack skin
D) The shocking words written in steam on the bathroom mirror: "I AM THE HAND THAT ROCKS YOUR CRADLE"
E) Fried bananas, not mine
F) A bit o' TUNA
G) A Bit-O-Honey
H) A bit o' big, fat cock
UPDATE: Whoops!
posted by My Mouth at 5:17 AM
13 Comments:
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
This is the worst picture ever published on this website. It even beats that horrible, horrible, horrible dairy potential graph a month back.
I just published a fart in an elevator. It was widely smelled.
That picture may have crossed the line.
Why would Katie do that in a public place? From the look on her face, it's clear she didn't expect the result.
Come on!
Wait a minute... what do you mean, "Why would Katie do that...?" It was obviously done to her. She had nothing to do with the sperm washing in public other than just being there.
From the spooge dripping from her fingertips, I've come to the conclusion that she "did something" to elicit the seminal explosion.
I AM THE HAND THAT SPINS YOUR DREIDEL.
If I did that picture, I'D be pretty ashamed.
Something needs to be done about that photo.
What's wrong with it?
Well, the woman in the red dress should be cropped out.
With what?
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