GWiMMRN, The Spermarang Edition
posted by My Mouth at 1:22 PM
4/6/06
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- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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8 Comments:
Some times it feels like somebody's watching me.
I think about Katie Couric's loose, slack lips all the time.
I do, too.
What's Chawklit? Is it like CAT SHIT?
There they go. The cat shit and the dog shit are talking again.
What's your problem with that?
I think it's nice that Dog Shit and Cat Shit are on speaking terms, considering the lack of reciprocity in other arenas, if you catch my drift.
No, I totally DON'T catch your drift.
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