It's always quid pro quo with you, isn't it? Can't do anything ALTRUISTIC, can you? Tit for tat. Fine, be that way and just f'ing GWiMMRN:

A) That gorgeous song, "Somewhere, beyond the sea..."
B) Fill in the blank: _ _ _ _ _ Pemmican.
C) Mange medicine.
D) Samantha Ivers... wuaggghhhhh!
E) National Velvet.
F) Fill in the blank: _ _ i _ _ _ t _ o _ _.


Anonymous Squiggles the Squid said...

It's always SQUID pro quo with me! Huh HEY!

5:29 AM  
Anonymous Squiggles the Squid said...

I'm squiggling! I'm squigggggling! Huh HEY!

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Letter F "Samuel Alito?"

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Samantha Ivers looks like a man. A great big sweaty man with a big, fat, hairy cock above a set of testicles a blue whale would love to have.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Cruise Guest said...



8:17 AM  
Anonymous The Parrot Tattoo on that Chick's Unappetizing Ass said...

Please, just...just get me out of here. I want to go home. I don't want a cracker.



8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The answer to B) is SUCK MY DICK.

The answer to F) is, coincidentally, SUCK MY DICK.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Meeting Participant Quoting Herself Because She's So Damn MERCURIAL said...

"OH MY GOODNESS. It smells like rotten roast beef in here! *snf* *snf* Ugh! Who keeps doing that?"

I'm sick of doing all the work around here, AND have to put up with some sick fucker's smelly ASSHOLE!!!!

8:23 AM  
Anonymous The Lobstrosity Formerly Known as Pig Pen's Mother said...

Big-fat-cock? Dum-a-chum? Dir-ty-boy?

8:23 AM  
Anonymous S. Ivers said...

I am not an animal! I am a human being!

And I have a great pair of ta-ta's.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous B. Darrin said...

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin’ for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailin’... *BECLH!* *BLORP!* *pprrtpttptttrHEEErrruptptpt* *SPLOOSH* *BELCH!* *BLORP!* HA HA HA HA *BELCH!* *prrrnnn* *HEEERRumphptptpt* *pt* *pt* *BELCH!* *BLORP!* ugh... ugh...

o lord.

help me...

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Cruise Ship Captain said...

And just what the hell was that HA HA HA HA about? What's so funny here, son?

I don't see the joke, Mr. Darrin, so you'd better just start explainin'.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous B. Darrin said...



10:50 AM  
Anonymous Cruise Ship Captain said...

Son, I'm not that pants-shitting President. I'll throw you off this ship into an ocean filled with your own puke if you don't straighten up right now and tell me just what the heck is so damn funny.

Last chance. No more smilin'.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous B. Darrin said...

Suck it.


1:14 PM  
Anonymous Cruise Ship Captain said...

BOSUN! Throw this puking, smiling douchenozzle off my ship immediately!

I'll be in my cabin, taking a shit in my pants.



1:59 PM  

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