*BELCH!*
It's always quid pro quo with you, isn't it? Can't do anything ALTRUISTIC, can you? Tit for tat. Fine, be that way and just f'ing GWiMMRN:
A) That gorgeous song, "Somewhere, beyond the sea..."
B) Fill in the blank: _ _ _ _ _ Pemmican.
C) Mange medicine.
D) Samantha Ivers... wuaggghhhhh!
E) National Velvet.
F) Fill in the blank: _ _ i _ _ _ t _ o _ _.
A) That gorgeous song, "Somewhere, beyond the sea..."
B) Fill in the blank: _ _ _ _ _ Pemmican.
C) Mange medicine.
D) Samantha Ivers... wuaggghhhhh!
E) National Velvet.
F) Fill in the blank: _ _ i _ _ _ t _ o _ _.
posted by My Mouth at 5:13 AM
11 Comments:
It's always SQUID pro quo with me! Huh HEY!
I'm squiggling! I'm squigggggling! Huh HEY!
Is Letter F "Samuel Alito?"
Samantha Ivers looks like a man. A great big sweaty man with a big, fat, hairy cock above a set of testicles a blue whale would love to have.
*blorp*
SHARK! SHARK!
Please, just...just get me out of here. I want to go home. I don't want a cracker.
PLEASE.
:)
I am not an animal! I am a human being!
And I have a great pair of ta-ta's.
Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin’ for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailin’... *BECLH!* *BLORP!* *pprrtpttptttrHEEErrruptptpt* *SPLOOSH* *BELCH!* *BLORP!* HA HA HA HA *BELCH!* *prrrnnn* *HEEERRumphptptpt* *pt* *pt* *BELCH!* *BLORP!* ugh... ugh...
o lord.
help me...
And just what the hell was that HA HA HA HA about? What's so funny here, son?
I don't see the joke, Mr. Darrin, so you'd better just start explainin'.
*BELLLLLCHHHHHH!!!!!*
:)
Son, I'm not that pants-shitting President. I'll throw you off this ship into an ocean filled with your own puke if you don't straighten up right now and tell me just what the heck is so damn funny.
Last chance. No more smilin'.
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